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incorrect-voltron-quote·4 days agoText

Shiro: Coran, if you wanted to be healthier, why not come to me? I’m ripped as hell.

Lance: Shiro, health is about flexibility, a piece of mind, and bone strength, not building vanity muscles.

Shiro: Vanity Muscles? I use all of these.

Coran: Really? Even the large neck ones?

Shiro: They help me sleep upright on airplanes!

Lance: Well, there’s no reason to be defensive just because you don’t have the bone strength of a yogi. We all have our thing, you’re a muscler, I’m a boner.

Shiro: Shiro can do yoga. Shiro is a yoga beast. Watch give me a yoga to do.

Lance: Uh well, we’re in warrior pose now, but I suppose for you we can start in child’s pose.

Shiro: Shiro is not a child! Shiro is a Warrior! Hrrgggg! *gets into pose*

Lance: Aand *stretches back*

Shiro: *Cracks*

Coran: That didn’t sound good. Are you okay Shiro?

Shiro: I’m fine, now if you excuse me, I am going to walk out of here normally using my trademark tiny steps.

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incorrect-voltron-quote·7 days agoChat
: [talking on the phone]
Hunk: Do you want to come over?
Lance: Why? What’s up?
Hunk: Well, um, I just finally set up my new juicer and I was going to make some juice, and I was, like, “You know who likes juice? Lance.”
Lance: I love juice.
Hunk: Great. So you want to come over and make juice?
Lance: Okay, sure. I’ll come over. We’ll… juice.
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