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*after the nightless city/ burial mounds siege*
lxc: lan zhan
lwj: >:1 wei ying used to say that... :’(
jc: .. tHATS BC ITS YOUR FUCKING NAME ASSHOLE
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I JUST SAW THIS IM SORRY I'VE BEEN SO INACTIVE BUT OMG
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Wow this month is turning out to be a very productive one for at least the animatic videos I'm working on lol
Its only be maybe a week since I finished the last one I did and now I've been able to finish this one this week. Woohooo me Yeah! :D
Although its a remake of another video I'm super happy how it turned out. I feel its the best so far of all my videos that I've made. Probably because of all the editing I did to animate and add effects to it >w<.
Either way hope @incorrect-wangxian-quotes likes the remade version of that simple one I made using my phone.
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Wei Wuxian: Does anybody have any questions?
Lan Sizhui: Is this legal?
Wei Wuxian: Does anybody have any relevant questions?
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Lan Wangji, internally:
i want to be WOOED!!! i want to be ADORED!!! fuck anyone who says it’s “cheesy” or “a cliche” i want to be ROMANCED!!!
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Lan Wangji, for 13 years :
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the sun, the moon and all her stars 💫
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LWJ: Didn't you have a golden core?
WWX, muttering: I gave it away
LWJ: WHAT?!
WWX: I GAVE IT AWAY!! >:(
LWJ: 😭😍
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Lan Wangji: "I'm too nervous for feelings"
LWJ: *takes one shot of liquor* *tears off clothes*
LWJ: "Wei Ying- take me"
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Xue Yang: He died of natural causes.
A-Qing: You pushed him off the roof??!
Xue Yang: Gravity is natural
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Jin Ling: This is bullshit.
Jiang Cheng: Did you curse? Because we don't talk like that in this goddamn, fucking house.
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mdzs 2ha au where wwx picks lwj as a war trophy to be his Qin player as a form of humiliation. Throwing shade to those days during sunshot when lwj used to request wwx to let him play cleansing for him. Also at this point resentful energy has more control over wwx's emotions
Jokes on wwx cause lwj actually wants this.
There is no empress. But the way Wen Qing is constantly worried about wwx and Wen Ning's utter devotion (obedience) Lan Wangji drinks a lot of vinegar
But we can't have a 2ha au without angst, so normally lwj would play all sorts of music for wwx but one day, when wwx is having a particularly difficult time controlling the resentment, so lwj hesitantly plays the first notes of cleansing but wwx immediately recognizes it and lashes out. When he comes back to his senses, his fingers are wrapped around lwj's neck choking him. He lets go, suddenly horrified of what he was about to do. Brokenly he whispers lwj to leave. But lwj instead gathers wwx in his arms and says "I'll stay, I'm here"
anyways this isn't going to get any attention so I'll just leave my rambling here. 🤡🤡🤡. I just want sexc emperor wwx and his personal entertainer lwj fk
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Wei Wuxian: Do you know why Koalas are not classified as bears?
Lan Wangji: Because they are marsupials.
Wei Wuxian:
Wei Wuxian: Because they’re marsupials- NO, IT’S BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE THE KOALAFICATION.
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Wen Qing, to Wei Wuxian: Hey, are you seeing anyone?
Wei Wuxian: No why?
Wen Qing: I think a therapist will be good for you.
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Someone: How do you say Lan Wangji?
Lan Jingyi: IT'S HANGUANG-JUN. AND YOU SAY IT WITH RESPECT
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[on the phone]
Bad Guy: We have him.
Lan Wangji: Who?
Bad Guy: We have your husband, Wei Wuxian. Now you have to—
Lan Wangji: Oh.
Bad Guy: Just Oh?
Lan Wangji: You don't have him. He has you. Good luck. *Hangs up*
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