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incorrect2jin · 2 years
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My cat says meow and also they say mew btw.
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incorrect2jin · 2 years
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Heejin: You know it would be nice if we acted like a nice normal family for once.
Hyunjin: For how long?
Heejin: At least ten minutes.
Jinsoul: Three. Take it or leave it.
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incorrect2jin · 2 years
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Heejin, exhausted and struggling to stand: You don't need to carry me home on your back, I'm heavy.
Hyunjin: But I want to.
Heejin: I don't. Do whatever you want, just don't carry me on your back.
Hyunjin: Alright. [lifts Heejin up in a bridal carry]
Heejin, blushing: No--
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incorrect2jin · 2 years
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Hyunjin: I held the door open for Heejin and she said "thank you".
Hyunjin: I tried to say "you're welcome" or "not a problem" but my mouth said "you're a problem".
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incorrect2jin · 3 years
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incorrect2jin · 3 years
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Heejin: How do you feel about children?
Hyunjin: Uh, they’re okay I guess? I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it
Heejin: Why would you throw a rock at a child?
Hyunjin: I just said I wouldn’t
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incorrect2jin · 4 years
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Hyunjin: Wanna get the mushroom soup?
Heejin: I’m allergic.
Hyunjin: Oh, how about the pepperoni pizza?
Heejin: I’m vegan.
Hyunjin: SO ARE WE GONNA EAT THE BUSHES OUT FRONT WHAT DO YOU WANT
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incorrect2jin · 4 years
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Haseul: Why do you let Hyunjin be so mean to you?
Heejin: I like a girl that makes me feel alive, but lets me know it might not be for long.
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incorrect2jin · 4 years
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Heejin: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the "B" out of our bromance
Hyunjin, on one knee, proposing: I mean I guess
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incorrect2jin · 4 years
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Hyunjin: Ah yes baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir
Baker: What?
Heejin: Ignore her
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incorrect2jin · 4 years
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Heejin: Why are you being so nice to me?
Hyunjin: I need your help.
Heejin: I thought you were gonna say because you love me but okay.
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incorrect2jin · 4 years
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Heejin, to Hyunjin: You should cuddle me for one very big reason
Heejin: Please
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incorrect2jin · 4 years
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bro is my fannypack ruining my fit , be honest
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incorrect2jin · 4 years
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Hyunjin, to Heejin: Sorry I called you an idiot earlier, I was flirting with you
Heejin: 
Heejin: That insult… was meant to be flirting? 
Hyunjin: Look I get nervous easily okay?
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incorrect2jin · 4 years
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Chuu: When I found Yves it was like an angelic choir sang down from heaven
Hyunjin: And when I found Heejin she was wandering outside a walmart at 2am
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incorrect2jin · 4 years
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heejin: we’re perfect for each other.
hyunjin: why do you say that?
heejin: i’m a dog person.
hyunjin: are you calling me a dog?
heejin: you barked at me when i stole one of your fries.
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incorrect2jin · 4 years
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Heejin, to Haseul: I told Hyunjin her ears turn red when she lies, and now I can always tell if she's lying
Haseul: What? How?
Heejin: Here, watch this
Heejin: Hey, Hyun! Do you love me?
Hyunjin, putting her hands over her ears: No
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