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Lilith: Court jester but used exclusively for sexual relief
Maya: boy friend
Gaige: Your dad 😔
#borderlands#tales from the borderlands#tftbl#incorrect quotes#s: tumblr#lilith the firehawk#lilith the siren#maya the siren#gaige the mechromancer
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Axton: I left the toilet seat up yesterday and at 2am this morning... it finally happened. To all the women in my life, past & present, I apologize... Especially my grandma. I get it now. #MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALawnChair #ScariestMomentof2016 #IKnockedEverythingOffEveryCounterOnMyWayDown #AllMyLifeIHadToFight #SoSoCold #ForSomeReasonIYelledWhoIsInHereAsIWasFalling #ThoughtIWasBeingAttacked #IWasStillAsleep #Survivor
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Zane: Wearing those huge overnight pads is kinda gender like ok bulge ..!
#hi. am on my period and ui kinda miss borderlands so here is some trans zane rep#or somethinv.g#borderlands#tales from the borderlands#tftbl#incorrect quotes#zane the operative#s: twitter
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apparently there is a petition going around to let gearbox see how many people loved battleborn & want them to give it another chance. from the start, it has been a fun, colourful and imaginative adventure that suffered because of the toxic gaming industry as a whole. what people wanted from overwatch, battleborn already had.
if you still care, please help us out. maybe we can actually get gearbox to consider bringing battleborn back one way or another.
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apparently there is a petition going around to let gearbox see how many people loved battleborn & want them to give it another chance. from the start, it has been a fun, colourful and imaginative adventure that suffered because of the toxic gaming industry as a whole. what people wanted from overwatch, battleborn already had.
if you still care, please help us out. maybe we can actually get gearbox to consider bringing battleborn back one way or another.
#borderlands#tales from the borderlands#battleborn#battlebarn#im not that big a gamer anymore but i miss the characters man#they were all super unique with interesting designs and had LIFE to them
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Moze: Fuck being the bigger person. You piss me off, I cannot promise you won't be shanked.
#borderlands#tales from the borderlands#tftbl#incorrect quotes#s: original#submission#moze the gunner
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Roland: Any guy can be a babygirl, but it takes a man to be a single mother.
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Gaige: Sexualizing that old man is a full time job, and brother I've never called in sick.
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Salvador: Oh my god you so tall, you look like a giraffe.
Zer0: That's why you dead built like a baked bean.
Salvador: A baked- A BAKED BEAN?
#borderlands#tales from the borderlands#tftbl#incorrect quotes#s: tiktok#*i think* its from tiktok but im not sure#zer0 the assassin#salvador the gunzerker
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Zane: Do you like men?
Fl4k: Man is a hopeless creature. I do not like much of anyone.
Fl4k: Oh, if you meant sexually then yes.
#borderlands#tales from the borderlands#tftbl#incorrect quotes#s: tumblr#zane the operative#zane flynt#fl4k the beastmaster
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Tina: "pee" "nut" "butt" er...... Think about it for a minute. Fucked up, isn't it?
Axton: It's not if you just say it normally like a sane person.
Tina: Yeah well. I am insane.
#borderlands#tales from the borderlands#tftbl#incorrect quotes#s: tumblr#tiny tina#axton the commando
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WELCOME BACK TO POSTINF AFTER 2 MONTHS!!
[fr tho sadly i dont have the time anymore to keep this blog going full time anymore, i started a new job as a car painter & i love it but its super exhausting. as a matter of fact, i did this dumb meme when i should be studying for a math test tmrw. my drafts are FULL though, so i want to make some edits here and there when i get the time for it. thank you all those who have been supporting this blog despite all a that, yall are the og badasses out there 🤘]
#asks#anonymous#also um full disclosure. i still have not played any of the dlcs or the new tiny tina thing#nor have i not been keeping up to date with the new tales game i dont even know if its out yet or what#so if anyone is wondering [hey what about the new lore or new characters] im POOR and there is a war in europe ok#everything is so expensive. 4€ for one cucumber. who pays for that shit. anyway sorry lol but i'll see what i can do to catch up w it all
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Krieg: [honks at Maya on the sidewalk] HEY. WANNA SEE ME DRIVE STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICKWALL
Maya: Um no not r- oh ok. that was actually kind of hot
#borderlands#tales from the borderlands#tftbl#incorrect quotes#s: tumblr#krieg the psycho#maya the siren
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Handsome Jack: I can kill people because I've died before so I can reclaim killing
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Moxxi: When are they going to make cigarettes for men
Marcus: They're called cigars. Heard of 'em?
Moxxi: Oh, so you like big things in your mouth?
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Salvador: fuck being the bigger person imma start biting people
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Gaige, after Brick and Mordecai had an argument: So did they kiss?
Lilith: No...
Brick: I mean we have definitely kissed before.... 😳
Mordecai: We literally kissed like two hours after this.
#borderlands#tales from the borderlands#tftbl#incorrect quotes#s: tiktok#gaige the mechromancer#lilith the siren#lilith the firehawk#brick the slab king#brick the berserker#mordecai the hunter
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