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Bertrand: That’s it! You are all grounded. [points to Fearne] No stealing for you. Chetney, no hitting on Fearne.
Chetney : [sobs]
Bertrand: [points to Imogen] No Laudna for you. And… [looks at Ashton] Oh my God, is there anything that you love?
Ashton: Revenge.
Bertrand: No vengeance for you.
Ashton: I was gonna say “I’ll get you for this,” but I guess that’s off the table.
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Ashton: Fearne isn't my 'friend with benefits'. She's more like my antagonist with benefits.
Ashton: Or maybe I'm her antagonist?
Ashton: Basically, we antagonise each other. It's hot.
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Imogen: You read my diary?
Fearne: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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Beau: I said I’d die for you
Caleb: Nein. You said you’d die with me because you had nothing better to do.
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Yasha: I don’t think your mother approves of me…
Beau: Don’t worry about it. She doesn’t approve of me, either.
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Ashton: you like fearne?
Chetney: yes. Thoughts?
Ashton: and prayers, dude what
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Fearne: am I going to far?
Imogen: no no, you went too far 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison
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Fearne: am I going to far?
Imogen: no no, you went too far 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison
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Dorian: *About Chetney* I would give my life for that little rascal.
Chetney: *About Dorian, while chewing on jerky* I would sell Dorian for one corn chip.
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Fearne: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Orym: Aren’t you supposed to jump over hurdles?
Fearne: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
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Imogen: ARE YOU-
Ashton: Fucking.
Imogen: KIDDIN' ME?! YOU-
Ashton: Fucking.
Imogen: IDIOT!
Orym: …What was that?
Ashton: Imogen doesn't like swearing, so I’m helping her out.
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Ashton: I told Chetney that his ears turn red when he lies.
Imogen: Do they?
Ashton: No.
Laudna: Then why did you tell him that?
Ashton: Because I can do this.
Ashton: Hey Chet! Do you love us?
Chetney: *With his hands covering his ears* No!
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Imogen: I have a bad feeling about this.
Fearne: What do you mean?
Imogen: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?
Fearne: No.
Imogen: That actually explains so much.
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Opal: I would walk through fire for this group.
Opal: Well not fire because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room.
Opal: But not too humid, because my hair
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Fearne, taping a knife to a roomba and setting it loose: Be free my child.
Ashton, entering the room with cuts on their ankles: WHO THE FUCK—
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Bertrand: When Netflix started, they used to send you DVDs.
Ashton, in an old person voice: You know, back in my day the internet used to come in the mail.
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Chetney: I just remembered, I have a bottle of chloroform!
Fearne: Oh, great! We can use that to knock out the guard.
Fearne: *whacks the guard on the back of the head with the bottle*
Fearne: It worked!
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