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incorrectdaybreak · 4 years
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Eli: I’m gay
Josh: I’m glad you’re happy
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Eli: Slam me against a wall.
Josh: I don’t really want to fight you right now???????
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Eli: I think you’re really beautiful.
Josh: Thanks, you too. That’s nice of you to say as my friend.
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Eli: Josh, I love you.
Josh: I love you too, no homo?
Eli: You know what, yes. YES HOMO. FUCK YOU, JOSH, PLEASE ACCEPT MY GAY FEELINGS-
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incorrectdaybreak · 4 years
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Mona: I like Sam, Sam, and Sam.
Mona: No one else matters to me.
Barry: What about me?
Mona: Who are you?
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incorrectdaybreak · 4 years
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Mona: I think love should be banned.
Mona: Because no one loves me.
Sam: But I love you!
Mona: Love should not be banned.
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incorrectdaybreak · 4 years
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Angelica: I hate when people hate me for no reason.
Wesley: Okay?
Angelica: There are many reasons to hate me.
Angelica: Just pick one.
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incorrectdaybreak · 4 years
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Wesley: I know people say I shouldn't be in love with Turbo.
Wesley: It's just because he killed someone.
Wesley: But they don't understand him like I do.
Angelica: Do I need to buy you a red flag for you to get the hint?
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incorrectdaybreak · 4 years
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Josh: You're all amazing, wonderful people, and I really want you to have fun today and not focus on the fact that if one thing goes wrong, we're all gonna die.
Wesley: That's not inspiring
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incorrectdaybreak · 4 years
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Josh: Were you frying marbles?
Angelica: We were testing to see if the smoke detector worked.
Ms Crumple: It doesn't.
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incorrectdaybreak · 4 years
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Angelica: Get over here and give me a boost.
Ms. Crumple: Okay!
Ms. Crumple: You are a good person and people say nice things about you.
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incorrectdaybreak · 4 years
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Angelica: Wanna see a trick?
Josh: The last time you showed me a trick, it took two weeks for my eyebrows to grow back.
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incorrectdaybreak · 4 years
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Angelica: Hey, I have a crazy idea.
Josh: Those are never comforting words coming from you.
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incorrectdaybreak · 4 years
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Angelica: I am 41 Cheetos tall.
Josh: Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
Angelica: We were out of Doritos
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incorrectdaybreak · 4 years
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Josh, soaking wet: You're not aware of any sort of weird underground canal system beneath the mall, are you? I think I saw a manatee.
Eli: Was his name Julian?
Josh: We didn't exchange pleasantries.
Eli: That's Julian
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incorrectdaybreak · 4 years
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Wesley: Can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? Beautiful? By the water? Unburdened? Ideal.
Angelica: I want to be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything.
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incorrectdaybreak · 4 years
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Josh: A year into marriage and we're still in love.
Eli: IN YOUR FACE PEOPLE WHO SAID WE WOULDN'T MAKE IT!
Josh: I stand by my wedding toast.
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incorrectdaybreak · 4 years
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Eli: All I've eaten today is some pecans, a piece of cake, and an apple.
Wesley:
Wesley: How are you walking around right now?
Eli: I run on spite, not food.
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incorrectdaybreak · 4 years
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Finding out that my fists can be injured when punching things was a very jarring moment in my life. How can these weapons of destruction be destroyed themselves in theirs use> How can these hands...catch themselves...
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incorrectdaybreak · 4 years
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Josh: I'm an idiot.
Wesley:
Angelica:
Josh:
Wesley: Josh, we love you.
Angelica: But if you're waiting for us to disagree, then it'll be a long night.
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