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Michael: If you like me, raise your hand.
Gabriel: What do we do if we don't like you?
Michael: Raise your standards.
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some fucko: HEAVEN HATES THE GAYS
michael, walking down the street holding hands with adam: VIBE CHECK-
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Adam: Were you dropped on the head as a child?
Micharl: Bold of you to assume I was held.
Adam:
Michael:
Adam: are you okay?
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michael @ adam, after they’re sent to the cage:
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Cas: Dean and I don’t have nicknames for each other
Sam: What do bees make?
Cas, tearing up: Incredible amounts of LOVE
Sam: why do I even try...
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Lucifer: Hewwo! I will be yourw suwgeon today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision.
Gabriel: Doctow, wewre loswing him!!
Adam: Qwick! I’ll gwab the defibwiwatow!!
Michael, on the couch with a cold: Please, just let me fucking die.
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Michael: Adam and I don’t have pet names for each other.
Lucifer: Uh huh. Michael, what do bees make?
Michael: Honey?
Adam, from the other room: Yes, angel?
Lucifer: Don’t ever lie to me again.
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michael: The only time you seem honest is when you’re insulting someone.
lucifer: The only honest things I can say to you are insults.
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Michael: *takes a photo of Adam and shows him*
Adam: I look so sad, what filter is this?
Michael:
Michael: None.
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Gabriel: If I run and jump at Sam, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.  Gabriel: *runs at Sam* COMING IN! Sam: No, I’m holding coffee! Sam: *drops coffee to catch Gabriel* Cas: Ooh! Let me try with mine! Cas: *runs at Dean* COMING IN! Dean: *side steps to avoid spilling his coffee* Cas: *falls on his face* Dean: You should know better than to ask for my affection before I’ve gotten through at least two cups of this.
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Cas: Well, change is inedible. Sam: …I think you mean “inevitable.” Cas: *spitting out a quarter* Nope. Definitely not.
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Adam, while in the Cage: Guys, since this looks like the end, I just wanted you to know… you’re not really the two people I wanted to die with.
Lucifer: Ditto.
Michael: Actually, I’d always planned on the two of us being buried together in a tomb.
Adam:
Michael:
Adam: If we make it through this, you and I are having a serious talk.
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Jack: I know I'm gullible.
Jack: Because people tell me that and I have no reason not to believe them.
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Dean: I put the fun in dysfunctional!
Lucifer: I put the hot in psychotic!
Michael: I put the D in Adam!
Dean:
Lucifer:
Sam:
Gabriel:
Raphael:
Chuck:
Kate and John:
Adam: I can explain.
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sam: word for “no flaws”; 7 letters.
castiel: perfect?
dean: castiel
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Castiel: *sees a couple of people doing something completely reckless and stupid*
Castiel: Wow, what idiots
Castiel: *sees that it’s Sam and Dean*
Castiel: Oh God, those are MY idiots
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Dean, tearing up: We should have been together…
Castiel, tears in his eyes: I know. We could have been so great, you and I.
Sam: You’re literally just on different teams for charades.
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