peter: you know, if thereās one thing being convicted of terrorism and murder has taught me, itās that people are fucking WEIRD. thereās a difference between supporting spider-man, sorta avenger, local hero because you believe in the goodness in him and support his innocence, and then thereās the Very Specific niche genre of people who ARENāT a fan of spidey but DO have a murder kink. like, i knew people simped over murderers, but i didnāt think IāD be one of them.
the hot dog vendor, staring wide eyed at the vigilante whose face has been plastered on the news for days: uh... do you want ketchup on that?
peter: okay, youāve got a gun to your head. what are your last words?
harley: i am gonna go in absolute silence because nobody is gonna have that fucking power over me. theyād be like āany last words? you must speak.ā and iād be like ā...ā
tony stark, world renowned, award winning, genius, technology innovator and modern science icon with several PHDs: pepper! did you know the p in ihop stands for pancakes?!