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Hey, guys! I am currently trying to see most of my kpop stuff on ebay (link below). Prices are negotiable, just reach out to my main @acutest-angle or on ebay directly! It is mostly albums. There is also a version 2 official Army Bomb lightstick and an unofficial Day6 concert lightstick from their first world tour.
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Rocky: I’ll never talk!
Myungjun: [sharpens knife] We have ways of making people talk.
[cuts piece of cake and shares a slice with Sanha]
Rocky: Can I have some?
Sanha: Cake is for talkers.
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Soonyoung: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Seungcheol: …The good news?
Soonyoung: It is very unlikely that I will ever do it again.
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Lucas, with absolute certainty: Yes.
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Namjoon: I’m not an idiot, I just lack all common sense.
Namjoon: Like, I can build an entire flying ship with complex circuitry.
Namjoon: But you can bet that I’m doing this Tide Pod challenge.
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Chan: Self-respect?
Minho: No.
Minho: Taste.
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Lucas: What's an orgasm?
Mark: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.
Ten: That's oregano, bitch.
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[Sirens going off in the distance]
Sanha, who has never done anything wrong in his life: They've found me.
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Taehyung [putting honey in his tea]: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
Namjoon: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Taehyung: I absolutely fucking do not.
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Wonho: Hyungwon, where are you going?
Hyungwon: To seek the company of the only one around here who's got any sense.
Wonho: And who's that?
Hyungwon: Myself, Wonho.
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Felix: Not to be controversial, but the only valid music genre is Perry the Platypus theme song.
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Ten: If I were dating you, well, let's just say horses wouldn't be called "horses" anymore.
Johnny: What does that mean?
Johnny: Ten, what the fuck does that mean?!?
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Hey y’all admin key here! If any of you are bored during quarantine, i’m currently live on twitch playing animal crossing and you’re all more than welcome to join!
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Hwiyoung: "What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon" is a great question. Probably the best question ever.
Chani: He'll explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon.
Taeyang: We never said we'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.
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Jisung: Why is Minho so mean?
Changbin: I guess when you find something you're really good at, you just stick with it.
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Mark: Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal.
Haechan: Why?
Mark: I haven't died yet.
Haechan: That's... not how that works.
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