people who often portray tony as the one who wants to fucking die forget that bruce is just as depressed and disappointed with life as tony is, probably even more
the guy made a dumb mistake and now has a fucking radioactive monster sharing his body. he never asked for this. tried to fix it, didn’t work, was wanted by everyone for things that monster did and that he didn’t do and had no control over. he tried to die, turns out he can’t even do that and he’s stuck with an immortality he never asked for
he has lost all hope and optimism and is literally disappointed at everything, but at least now he doesn’t expect better. he’s just like “this might as well happen”
he’s a weird combination of being overwhelmed by everything and thinking that everything is a fucking nightmare and being underwhelmed by everything and being like “yeah, sure, of course, makes sense” when something awful happens
bruce banner thinks life is a fucking let down but had to roll with it anyway. that’s why he’s so sassy. he’s bitter. he radiates Disappointed Bitch Energy
AAAAAAAH YES BITCH I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I LOVE YOU TACO BRO :’) 💕❤️💓💞💖💝❣️💓💕💞
kidnapper: we have your son
Natasha: I don’t have a son
kidnapper: then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made me cut the crusts off his sandwich?
Natasha: oh my God. you have Scott
thank youuuuuu 💓
oh my god thanks :’)
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thank you!!! 💕
oh my god i have 5k followers
thanks for all the love! now let’s celebrate, let’s do a headcanon game thing again
send me HCs and i’ll tell you which characters i associate them with
Drax: Gamora told me that instead of being sad, i should “go get it, girl.” so i’m going to “go get it, girl.”
Mantis: get what?
Drax: unclear. i’ll get everything, just to be safe
Gamora: Drax, what is this?
Drax, sitting in his room surrounded by objects: I got it.
Thor: You know, if you’re nervous, I heard that it can really be helpful to picture each other naked.
Bruce: It’s acually picture the audience naked.
Thor: No, this is new. This is a new science. So, I don’t know… we should try it.
I mean I’m all for my ships getting their shows: Wanda/Vision and Bucky/Sam. But like…why not give us a show with Thor/Bruce. Imagine the chaos. Imagine the humor. Imagine all the love they’re gonna give each other because while they hold a lot of self guilt for themselves, they love each other so fucking much and will always let the other know.
rocket, aggressively crying, carrying groot over his shoulder: fuck yeah