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Gwaine: Eating is, without a doubt, my favourite of the survival-based activities.

Gwaine: Like, I'll breathe, but I don't enjoy it.

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Arthur: Where is my sword? You were supposed to sharpen and polish it today.

Merlin: I was polishing it, but my friends stole it from me. I don't have it anymore.

Arthur: Do you really think I’m stupid enough to believe that lie?

Merlin: What lie?

Arthur: That you have friends.

Merlin:

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Morgana: [to Uther] Good night.

Morgana: Sleep tight.

Morgana: Don't let the fact that you're a terrible person keep you up tonight!

#merlin #bbc merlin #morgana pendragon #((source: yellowjackets)) #incorrect quote #incorrectmerlinquotes

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Arthur: So we decided to bring in the one man who's an expert on magic.

Merlin: An expert on magic? Do I know him?

Arthur:

Merlin:

Arthur:

Merlin: Oh! Right! That's me, yes.

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Gwen: Why did you two dress as each other for Halloween?

Merlin: Morgana is the scariest thing I could think of.

Morgana: Arthur told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

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Merlin: Hey, why don't we all go this year to a haunted castle?

Gaius: What's wrong with the one we live in?

Merlin:

Merlin: what

Gaius: Good night, Merlin.

#self reblog

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Morgana: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Merlin: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

#self reblog

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Morgana: All right, I got a clown costume, a power drill, and twelve gallons of blood. Think that should do it?

Gwen, laughing: In what Halloween store did you find twelve entire gallons of fake blood?

Morgana:

Morgana: Wait

Morgana: You wanted FAKE blood??

#self reblog

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Leon: So, what's your costume for Halloween this year?

Arthur: I'm dressing up as an idiot.

Merlin, walking in: Hey, Arthur, here are those clothes you wanted to borrow.

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Percival: Lancelot, I know that you hate Halloween, but stick with me, and I promise you, you will love it.

Lancelot: Can you magically make everyone kind, sober, and fully dressed?

Gwaine: “Kind, sober, and fully dressed”. Good news, everyone, we found the name of Lancelot’s sex tape!

#self reblog

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Leon: Okay, big question here -- what have you done that are you most ashamed of?

Gwaine: I use Wikipedia almost every day, but I never donate.

Lancelot: That's it?! You've been to prison, Gwaine! No regrets there??

Gwaine: Just that they didn't have Wikipedia.

#merlin #bbc merlin #sir leon #sir gwaine #sir lancelot #((source: camp camp)) #incorrect quote #incorrectmerlinquotes

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Merlin: Okay, I'll be back soon. If Arthur comes looking for me, tell him I died.

Merlin: And make sure you really sell it. It's this funny thing we're doing.

Gaius:

Merlin:

Gaius: How is that funny?

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Morgana: I want to go apple picking! Pumpkin picking! Drink hot cider! Read spooky stories! Murder someone!

Arthur:

Morgana: You know. Autumn shit.

#self reblog

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Gwen: I'm no hero.

Gwen: I put my bra on one boob at a time like everybody else.

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Gwaine: Oh, be still, my beating meat.

Lancelot:

Lancelot: Literally, do you EVER think before you speak??

Gwaine: Do I ever what before I what now??

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Arthur: I can't play favorites with my children! You never did!

Uther: Of course I did. All parents do.

Arthur: Really? Because I never got any special treatment.

Uther:

Arthur:

Uther: I think you can do the math here.

Arthur: Damn.

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Gwen: How are you?

Merlin: Please don't make me think about my life.

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