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chenle: the black plague was a PR disaster for rats as a species. their reputation with the Whites never recovered until the release of ratatouille in 2007.

renjun,sobbing: please go to bed

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jeno: before i take you in there, i should warn you.

jaemin: about?

jeno: my doyoung. he can be critical.

jaemin: that’s okay. i take criticism really well!

jeno: no, you don't.

jaemin: what’s that suppose to mean?

jeno: just that you don’t take criticism very well.

jaemin: why don't you just kick me in the face?

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taeyong: rules are made to be followed. nothing is made to be broken.

mark: uh, piñatas.

jaehyun: glow sticks.

johnny: karate boards

jungwoo: spaghetti when you have a small pot.

haechan: rules.

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kun: yangyang you are NOT dressing up as a hoe for halloween

yangyang: why not? ten does it everyday!

ten:

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jungwoo, returning to the practice room after his hiatus:

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ten: i didn't want to do this but i do know one way we could get the money

hendery: well, you’d make a decent prostitute.

ten: i'd make an AMAZING prostitute but actually i was talking about this guy i know

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ten: i prevented a murder today.

taeyong: really? that’s amazing! how did you do that?

ten: self control.

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doyoung: whoever took my coffee, just come forward, and i’ll forgive you.

haechan:

johnny:

jaehyun:

doyoung: smart, you knew i’d never forgive you

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ten: i didn't understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until i got a dumb friend myself.

ten: *wraps an arm around yangyang*

ten: i’ve only befriended yangyang for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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jungwoo: not to brag, but i saw a sea turtle!

doyoung: kinda sounds like you’re bragging, baby.

jungwoo: i am. it looked right at me! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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haechan: hyung, i screwed up big time

taeil: well, given your track record you’re gonna have to be a little more specific

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ten (about johnny): ugh, I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him.

taeyong: ...well, you don’t have t-

ten: nah, i’m gonna.

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taeyong: i want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

haechan: okay, but in my defense, renjun bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

taeyong: that’s not what i wanted to-

taeyong: you drank SHAMPOO?

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jaemin’s diary: got married to jeno today, we kissed again. still not sure if he likes me or not but idk.

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donghyuck: mark, this is my mom.

mom, this is my mark

donghyuck: wai-

mark, holding out his hand with a straight face: nice to meet you, i’m his mark.

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random person: oh my goodness, you’re so sexy and mysterious and intelligent! You’re so suave and charismatic and charming, ugh!!

yuta who is, in fact, a clumsy mess that often struggles with loneliness and is quite angered by his resting bitch face and tried swiping left on a book yesterday: correct. you are 100% correct. i am the embodiment of Calm and Collected. fear and respect me.

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jaehyun: guys? i can’t get doyoung out of his room.

haechan: tell him i said something.

jaehyun: like what?

haechan: anything factually incorrect

*doyoung storms out of his room a moment later*

doyoung: YOU THINK ELVIS IS THE PRESIDENT?

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