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Alex: [comes into Michael's room]

Alex: [wraps his arms around Michael's hair gently and whispers in his ear]

Alex: Steal my ice cream from the freezer again and I will make sure they never find your body.

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Michael: (watching reality tv) Ha! These people make me look like I have my life together.

Isobel: Aw, that's nice that you think that.

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Alex: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Kyle: Oh, come on. I'm not that good looking.

Liz: Yeah, you are.

Isobel: You kind of are.

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Liz: [texting Kyle] Where are you and Alex?

Kyle: We're fucking

Kyle: [not delivered] getting

Kyle: [not delivered] drinks

Liz: OMG I knew it!

Kyle: [not delivered] No, wait!

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Michael: Look, I may have many flaws but at least heterosexuality isn't one of them.

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Kyle: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? I'm just excited to have a bunk bed!

Michael: I'm gonna tell him.

Alex: Don't you dare.

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no context Roswell High

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Liz: You're so tall. What can you see up there?

Max: Everyone's flaws.

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no context Roswell High

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Physiotherapist: What are your goals?

Alex: To pet all the dogs.

Physiotherapist: No, recovery goals?

Alex: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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no context Roswell High

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Liz: What brought you back to Roswell?

Alex: I threw a dart at a map and it landed in a trash can.

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no context Roswell High

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Stranger: It is such a pleasure to meet such positive, homosexual role models such as yourselves!

Michael: I'm not homosexual!

Alex: And I'm not positive.

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no context Roswell High

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Alex: Black hoodie. Black jeans. Black tee. Black jacket. Black hair. Black nails. Black soul.

Alex: AND RAINBOW SOCKS!!

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