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Vision: "Never thought I'd get this close to you. "
Wanda: "Well, if you spin and put your left hand on red, you'd be much closer."
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Wanda: "I don't hear anything. Are you sure it's up there?"
*Vision scared in a corner*
Vision: "I have seen the hairy body of a rat. It is definitely up there."
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Wanda: "I'm tempted to do something stupid."
Vision: "I advise you not to do it."
Wanda: " Then I won't buy your Death Star."
Vision: "Doing something stupid suddenly doesn't sound bad."
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Vision: "My one million year old crabs have hatched!"
Wanda: "How are they one million years old then?"
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Wanda: "Ugh, why is the lane so long?"
Vision: "Well it's saturday, a day before christmas and suddenly there is a sale."
Wanda: " Okay, Okay, no need to give me a complete analysis."
Vision: "I mean you have asked... Between lines."
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Vision: "I hate baking! Why do I always cook, although I do not need to eat?"
Wanda: "Because your food tastes better!"
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Wanda: "What about a dog?"
Vision: "You know how I feel about dogs."
Wanda: "Just because you cried, after the dog walked towards you instead of the owner, doesn't mean we can't get one."
Vision: "But how would you feel in that situation?"
Wanda: "Utterly betrayed."
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Vision: "Hold this for me."
Wanda: "Why should I hold my own hand?"
Vision: "If I can't hold it, then no one besides you can."
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Sam: "I can't believe they are doing this again"
Nat: "Do what?"
Sam: "Be adorable."
*Wanda and Vision in the background*
Wanda: "You are so adorable!"
Vision: "No, you are adorable"
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Vision: "Touch me!"
Wanda: "What?"
Vision: "Touch me!"
Wanda: *grabs Vision's head and kisses him*
Vision: "Well that was something."
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*Wanda and Vision in a closet*
Wanda: "Stop talking!"
Vision: "But he won't find us."
*Door is opening*
Sam: "Got you!"
Wanda: "I told you to be quite."
Vision: "I don't see where it's my fault."
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Vision: "Don't stop me now Wanda, I can do this!"
Wanda: "Sure Honey, just don't look down."
*Vision looks down*
Vision: "Oh god. Wanda I can't do this."
*Wanda saves Vision from the playground slide*
Vision: "This never happened."
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*Heavy rain storms around the house*
Wanda: "The rain is raging against the trees"
Vision: "Are you sure it's not just you being angry?"
Wanda: "Eh, not entirely."
*Shrugs and leaves*
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Wanda: "Why aren't we going out more?"
Vision: "Have you seen the outside lately?"
*Wanda looks outside and sees Agnes patrolling*
Wanda: "Huh, so that's why she never comes visit us."
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Geraldine: Do you remember anything?
Wanda: Just the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Geraldine: There wasn’t an ambulance? I drove.
Wanda: But I heard a siren?
Geraldine: That was Vision.
Vision: I was nervous!
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Vision: I love dark humor.
Wanda: Really?
Vision: [turns off light] Want to hear a joke?
Wanda: I love you.
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Wanda: God, I wish Vision were here. 
Natasha: Okay, if Vision were here what would the two of you be doing? 
Wanda: :) 
Natasha: What are you, animals? It’s 4 o'clock in the afternoon!
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