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Shaggy: You lying, cheating piece of shit.

Velma: Oh yeah? You're an idiot who thinks they can get away with anything. Welcome to the real world!

Shaggy: I’m leaving, and I’m taking Scooby with me!

Daphne: Okay, I think we should stop playing Monopoly now.

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Daphne: Dogs love eating meat flavored cereal with no milk.

Shaggy: Dog food doesn’t taste like meat.

Daphne: It’s not for you king.

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Shaggy: Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?

Velma: Nuh-uh.

Shaggy: Would you like to?

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Daphne: Guys, let's just celebrate how hilarious my situation is.

Daphne: And in a very real way, don’t tell Velma.

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“I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.”

— Daphne

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Shaggy: You never do things the easy way, do you?

Fred: There’s an easy way?

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Fred: How did you find me?

Daphne: Oh, I just saw a huge explosion and wondered, now, who could that be?

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Velma: I’m not going to wear a red dress.

Daphne: It would look stunning, Velma.

Velma: If there's anyone I wish to stun at dinner, I'll hit them in the face.

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Velma: It was reported to me by—

Shaggy: By your spies?

Velma: No, no. Not spies. People I have terrorized into doing my bidding and watching other people and places for me. You pay spies.

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Velma: Scooby is one of my most trusted friends.

Madelyn: The same Scooby that got banned from Disneyland for biting Buzz Lightyear?

Velma: In his defense he thought it was someone else.

Madelyn: ...Who?

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“I will be leaving now, at my regular pace, as I do in most scenarios.”

— Shaggy upon spotting the monster

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Velma: I’m having feelings again. Like some kind of kid. You remember feelings, right?

Fred: ...Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.

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Velma: I want to change the world.

Fred: For the better?

Velma: ...

Fred: Answer me, Velma.

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Shaggy: They must be pretty fucked up, emotionally.

Daphne: They are. More than I am, which is saying a lot.

Shaggy: It really is.

Daphne: I’m kind of offended you agreed so easily.

Shaggy: I had to be real with you.

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Velma: That would be amazing.

Daphne: Also mean.

Velma: But hilarious.

Daphne: ...

Daphne: Yes.

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“And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.”

— Velma, addressing the gang

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Fred: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Daphne: Okay.

Fred: And make out during the scary parts.

Daphne: Th—

Daphne: The scary parts.

Daphne: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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