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Just Some Guy Joust - Side A: Round 1

Rules you must follow or you will be blocked:

do not diss on any of the characters. hype characters up, don't bring them down.

do not be mean to any other voters, either on a personal level or in general. if you are trying to joke around, you must clarify because we cannot tell the difference.

do not claim a character does not deserve to be here. if you hate it that much, make your own tournament.

if i genuinely fucked something up and did not notice please GENTLY poke me about it. passive aggressiveness will be ignored.

if you are posting propaganda you have to tag us, including if your propaganda is in the reblogs. it is difficult to tell when something is or isn't propaganda. anything not tagging us will be missed.

we see practically everything you put in the tags. don't say some shit that you wouldn't say to our faces. be respectful.

#stanley SWEEP #polls #not a quote

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pushing random buttons 🤝 booping random players

#not a quote #have fun booping yall!

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STOP!!!!

#the stanley parable #not a quote #lol pretty much! #art #the stanley parable ultra deluxe

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The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is coming out of the screen and into your hands! Crows Crows Crows have partnered with iam8bit to bring you The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe in physical format. That’s right, we’ve printed out the whole game, photocopied it a bunch of times, and stuffed it into disks, just for you.

Pre-orders will be limited, so make sure you get yours when they go live on THURSDAY 28TH MARCH: 9AM PST.

There are two versions available for preorder: the Retail Edition comes with four art cards of your favourite Stanley Parable locations. The Collector's Edition comes with a Reassurance Bucket creation manual, sticker set and a 5" PVC Stanley figurine as well as exclusive box cover art by Faith Oztürk, and a soundtrack download code.

You’ll also be able to pick up additional items like the 2 disk 12” Soundtrack on vinyl, the CopyConductor 980 TX Instructional Audio Tape, and The Button That Says The Name Of The Player Playing The Game.

20% of net profits will be donated to the non-profit 350.org to help fight climate change.

And here's the link one last time:

#reblogging for the early/late crowd

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Stanley: How tall are you? The Narrator: Extremely. Thanks for asking.

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Stanley, about to jump in the Zending: It's yeet or be yeeten in this goddamn bitch of an Earth

#source: tumblr #tsp incorrect quotes #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #cursing

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The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is coming out of the screen and into your hands! Crows Crows Crows have partnered with iam8bit to bring you The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe in physical format. That’s right, we’ve printed out the whole game, photocopied it a bunch of times, and stuffed it into disks, just for you.

Pre-orders will be limited, so make sure you get yours when they go live on THURSDAY 28TH MARCH: 9AM PST.

There are two versions available for preorder: the Retail Edition comes with four art cards of your favourite Stanley Parable locations. The Collector's Edition comes with a Reassurance Bucket creation manual, sticker set and a 5" PVC Stanley figurine as well as exclusive box cover art by Faith Oztürk, and a soundtrack download code.

You’ll also be able to pick up additional items like the 2 disk 12” Soundtrack on vinyl, the CopyConductor 980 TX Instructional Audio Tape, and The Button That Says The Name Of The Player Playing The Game.

20% of net profits will be donated to the non-profit 350.org to help fight climate change.

And here's the link one last time:

#not a quote #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp:ud #the reassurance bucket #crows crows crows #merch #tsp

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Stanley: Personally, I don’t like being killed.

#source: woe.begone #the stanley parable #tsp incorrect quotes #the stanley parable ultra deluxe

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Stanley this. Stanley that. Stanley this. Stanley that. Stanley this. Stanley that. Stanley this. Stanley that. Stanley this. Stanley that.

#not a quote #or isn't it? #art #the stanley parable: ultra deluxe #the stanley parable

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Stanley: My wife can stab me a little bit, I don't care

#source: tumblr #the stanley parable #tsp incorrect quotes #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #ultimate simp: stanley

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The Narrator: As you may recall, patience isn't one of my virtues. Well, I don't have any virtues, but if I did, I'm sure patience wouldn't be one of them.

#source: supernatural #the stanley parable #tsp incorrect quotes #the stanley parable ultra deluxe

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The Narrator: We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation and obviously death. And failure. But apart from fear, pain and humiliation, failure and the unknown and death, we have nothing to fear but fear itself.

#source: red dwarf #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp incorrect quotes

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The Narrator: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I’m not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do. Stanley: You? You’d sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else? The Narrator: No, I’d sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

#source: red dwarf #the stanley parable #tsp incorrect quotes #the stanley parable ultra deluxe

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The Curator: Enough girlbossing. Girlemployees: attack!

#source: tumblr #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp incorrect quotes

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Stanley: This is good advice but don't tell me what to do.

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The Bucket: I'm going to keep it false with you, chief. I'm going to lie to you.

#source: tumblr #the stanley parable #tsp incorrect quotes #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #the queue is never the queue

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Employee 432: You people are like my own personal hell.

#source: texts #the stanley parable #tsp incorrect quotes #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #the queue is never the queue