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Padmé after Anakin lost his arm: Oh, Ani, you poor thing.
Anakin, high on sedatives: Hey! Don’t bring my financial status into this.
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Anakin: since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis
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Obi-Wan: What did you do? I said distract them not knock them out!
Anakin: There’s just no pleasing you sometimes
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Dooku: without ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful
Obi-Wan: thank you for your sacrifice
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Darth Vader: My powers have doubled since the last time we’ve met
Obi-Wan: Two times zero is still zero, Anakin
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Anakin: Flirting is part of my heritage!
Rex: What does that mean?
Ahsoka: His master was a slut too
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Anakin: I can’t believe all these people dressed in black. All-black was my thing, and now everyone’s doing it to be “cool”. They’re all posers.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, I cannot stress this enough. We are at a funeral.
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Obi-Wan: Has anyone ever told you that you have anger issues
Anakin: I prefer the term “leadership skills”
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Mace Windu: What do you think is the hardest thing to say?
Obi-Wan: I’m sorry.
Ahsoka: I was wrong.
Anakin: Worcestershire sauce.
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Mace Windu: Would you say you’re independent?
Anakin:
Anakin: [looks at Obi-Wan]
Obi-Wan: [nods]
Anakin: Yeah I’d say so
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Anakin: [wears a slightly lighter shade of black]
Ahsoka: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors
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[after Obi-Wan passes out]
Ahsoka: We can’t leave him here. We have to get him onto the bed.
Anakin: Why? He’s asleep. He’s not going to know.
Ahsoka: Anakin!
Anakin: Well... I’ll get him a pillow.
Ahsoka: He’s your Master!
Anakin: Alright, two pillows!
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Obi-Wan: So? How’s Anakin?
Ahsoka: Bad news
Obi-Wan: No...
Ahsoka, steps aside to reveal Anakin: He’s still alive
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Anakin: I love you
Obi-Wan: Don’t
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Obi-Wan: you’re gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late
Anakin: jokes on you, I’m gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what
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Obi-Wan: Anakin, NO!
Anakin: What?
Obi-Wan: Sorry, force of habit. Ahsoka, NO!
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“There’s a good chance I may have committed some light treason.”
- Anakin Skywalker
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