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Top ten imaginary bugs?

A tree dwelling cockroach that lights up like a firefly

A big spiny predatory katydid that lights up to lure the cockroaches

A freshwater mantis shrimp I could just find at the average creek like I can crawfish.

A "giant" (like 2 inches) flightless lousefly that can thrive on any vertebrate blood and bites things at night like a vampire bat, wouldn't spread disease or infest homes or even be any more painful than a mosquito but you know it'd freak people out real bad anyways. Just something extra to keep humans on their toes.

A giant (like 1 inch) snout mite because they're really fun carnivorous mites with pointy noses, I wanna be able to keep them as pets too, or an even more giant tick but it's a non-biting scavenger. I want a big friendly tick.

A freshwater goose barnacle that can grow on land and catch insects like a venus flytrap.

A fully terrestrial crab that lives positively everywhere just so we'd have a culture in which crabs have to be recognized as common woodland creatures instead of mainly sea or beach creatures. I just think that would be fun. Might be neat if it's also super spiny all over.

A positively colossal (half an inch) tardigrade. Some tardigrades are predators, it could be one of those. A ferocious mega tardigrade that eats worms and termites and things.

One single small, plain species of trilobite that survived extinction by coming onto land but it's a petty nuisance to us, like it loves to eat stucco or something.

A biting vampire butterfly. Vampire moths exist, but they're rare and nocturnal. The vampire butterfly should be common and act like any other butterfly except that it will bite you if it gets the chance. As with the woodland crab I just wanna see what cultural impact there'd be if one butterfly was scary. It should look really distinct among all butterflies for ease of artistic use. So nobody has to explain what kind of butterfly it is if they got it for a tattoo or put it on an album cover.

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somethin I've noticed

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I've seen several sites mention this, it's real.

Do not make the MISTAKE of thinking you need to put your side forward. The Guardian is transphobic as fuck, and will twist your words. DO NOT ENGAGE.

By the way, this is in the aftermath of the Cass Report, and the goal will be to make Trans DIY something that needs to be regulated or stamped out. DO NOT ENGAGE.

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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Me after my crybaby backstory is forcibly coerced out of me

like i guess its not unusual for series like this but i do find it funny how like MOST if not ALL of what people gush about chilchuck for is from like. One chapter

#To be clear none of this is a criticism

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like i guess its not unusual for series like this but i do find it funny how like MOST if not ALL of what people gush about chilchuck for is from like. One chapter

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someone pointed out that linguistics is a scientific discipline and honestly, yeah. if someone came to a biologist saying "cats are reptiles because they have long tails" would you expect that biologist to respond with "hmm, interesting! do we conceptualize cats as being reptiles because of that feature despite all other morphological and evolutionary indications?" or "what? what the fuck? where the hell did you get that?"

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Learn Art ♡ Book ♡ Newsletter

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Tried to design a character who wears her Health-bar and Mana-bar as stockings <3

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BECAUSE CITING SOURCES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

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The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

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saying "are you haunted? are you fucking possessed?" is my favorite way to express my taking issue with someone else's behavior. like brother you are acting so strange and unlike yourself that the only explanation is you are being tormented by a spirit of some kind.

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I don't even know who's being called out rn bc I don't follow people who reblog callouts. y'all should also try not following people who reblog callouts. some of y'all should especially try Not Being The People Reblogging The Callouts.

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