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Steve, catching up with Tony: Tell me about Peter.

Tony: Peter is a brilliant and kind hearted young man. He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to not put himself in danger

Steve: That was very well put.

Tony: I've talked a lot about Peter in my Pepper-mandated therapy sessions.

#iron dad #peter parker #tony stark #iron man #fanfic #peter and tony #my boys #spiderson #spiderman #iron dad and spider son #im back my dears #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Klaus: *talks about how Luther and Allison had a thing despite being siblings, 5 was banging a mannequin, he's into a soldier he hasn't technically yet met, how Vanya's last boyfriend was a serial killer*

Vanya who doesn't remember either of them and literally met them both an hour ago:

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Tony: I don’t wanna brag or anything, but when it comes to being the worst I’m at the top.

Peter: :(

Tony:

Peter: :(

Tony: Fine I take it back

Peter: :)

#peter parker #tony stark #spiderman #iron man #incorrect spiderman quotes #incorrect iron man #incorrect tony stark #incorrect peter parker #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel #iron dad #spiderson #i love them #source: unknown

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Tony, sleep deprived: "Eye of the Tiger" ended the cold war.

Peter, also sleep deprived and now crying: That's not even a little bit true

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Tony: I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience

Pepper:

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: I’ll shut up

#tony stark #iron man #iron dad #pepper potts #pepperony #i love them #this is for sure something he would say #like #source: new girl #i think #avengers

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*Peter ranting to Tony after having an argument with Ned*

Tony: If you’re that mad at Ned, just stop being friends

Peter: That's like the president and the vice president not being best friends!

Tony: They're not best friends.

Peter: Come on, Mr. Stark, everybody knows they're best friends

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Peter, at court: In my defense, your honor, the situation simply didn’t pass the vibe check.

Tony, screaming into the script he wrote for Peter:

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Hey guys, gals, and non binary pals, I made another fanfic and it’s gonna be multiple chapters. Hope you enjoy it :’)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23429734/chapters/56156251

#iron man #peter parker #fanfic #spiderman #iron dad #tony stark #archiveofmyown #incorrect iron man quotes #incorrect spiderman quotes #avengers: endgame

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Pepper: Tony, put on some pants or at least some really high socks.

Tony: Really high socks it is, then

Pepper:

Tony: They’re going to be Iron Man themed

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Peter: I think the team just needs to sit down and talk

Tony: I don’t want to.

Peter, taking out a stick with decorations: this is the Feelings Stick-

Doctor Strange, snaps it in half:

Peter: Believe it or not, that’s not the first time someone’s broken my feeling stick

Tony:

Steve:

Doctor Strange:

Peter, pulling out another one: I have a travel size.

Tony: Peter do you want to talk?

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tony + text posts meme [sources: + + + + + + +]

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IM SCREAMING

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Tony: I’ll walk you through the whole thing, I’ll be like your guide.

Peter, under a mountain of blankets: Like Gandalf through Middle-Earth?

Tony: Ok, first of all, let’s take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave where no one will ever find them.

Peter, peaking out: Except Sméagol. He lives in a cave

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As someone who’s living in an area pretty close to the coronavirus outbreak in Italy, let me enlighten you with some of our best memes yet:

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Peter, swinging around the city: Oh look! It's a baby bird! Oh, it's a dead baby bird. I need to move on before I get emotional.

#peter would have a funeral for it #peter is such a cutie #iron man #tony stark #spiderman #iron dad #peter parker #source: new girl #incorrect spiderman quotes #incorrect peter parker

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Happy: How many times a day does Peter text you?

Tony: Oh, I don’t know, just like...40

#i like to think #that after tony died #peter still texts his phone #and happy makes sure the number doesnt change #i am sad #as you can tell #iron man #peter parker #iron dad #spiderman #tony stark #incorrect spiderman quotes #incorrect irondad quotes #incorrect peter parker #incorrect tony stark #source: new girl

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Peter is always thinking of alternative names for common household things and then using them casually to throw people off.

Peter: Mr. Stark, we need more laundry sauce.

Tony: More what?

Peter: You know, like the stuff you use to wash clothes.

Tony: You mean detergent?

Peter: Yeah, but it’s more like a sauce for clothes, you know?

Tony: You’re not allowed to say words anymore ever.