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no DNIs we just post content specifically catered to ourselves that will coincidentally alienate anyone with whom we would not want to interact

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#no but I’ve stayed in one of the places before on a few occasions? #I like the map a lot

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Breaking News Alert: our gracious prince has found the beautiful young woman who came thrice to his ball—once in a dress shimmering like starlight, once in a dress luminous as the moon, and once in a dress as golden and radiant as the sun on a summer day—only to discover that she was a scullery maid working in his own kitchen! needless to say she has been executed

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Tried hard to give these classics the production value they deserve (first and second post by @iguanamouth)

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im scared of a baboon in the same way that im scared of a wolf, but im scared of a chimpanzee in the same way that im scared of a person thats been following me for a few too many turns

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

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I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

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I deserve more credit for not picking stupid fights on the internet than a nice person who doesn't pick fights does, because I have an unpleasant personality and it's harder for me

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the child to adult pipeline is real asfuck

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the idea of public restrooms as "women's spaces" continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it's a toilet's space, not a women's space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let's all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet's space.

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happy neil bangin' out the tunes everyone

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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

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I’m gonna lose my whole mind because my sister and I decided to make BG3 self insert Tavs that are like, actually us based on the classes we’d be etc. so we got off chat for an hour and came back and I was like “I named mine a name I’ve been thinking of going by IRL for a while” and my sister was like “omg me too!” so we sent each other screenshots of our Tavs/Us and their names were Story and Saga.

of COURSE

#stop this is the funniest fucking thing #magnificent sibling energy

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#I was out on a field trip all yesterday so if you bring me Neil today I WILL still reblog him