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Where did I go?

Hello!

I have been away for ages, I am aware, but I have been splitting my time between work, finding a new job and my new Twitch channel (I stream games both in Italian and English, if anyone wants to come and check it out I'd be more than happy to welcome you).

I see people liking my old posts and following, and I am very very grateful for that, I am happy to see that I can still be helpful even tho I don't post much nowadays!

#thank you so much #italian #langblr #italy #languages #twitch #video games #videogiochi #streaming

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Oh yeah totally, "before the end of Uni/before uni" me is a different person and I am glad she is dead 😅 rip

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Where is the lie tho

I’m a simple being. I see a book, I want to read it.

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“Oh, Tamlin,” Feyre purred, a smile tugging at her lips. “When it comes to Rhys those noises are anything but little”

“When you fuck her, Rhysand have you noticed that little noise she makes right before she climaxes?”

Tamlin

Beron

Tarquin

Kallias

Thesan

Helion

Rhysand

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Fun Fact: your “weird” OC and “Tumblr nose” and  “bean mouth” and dot eyes or anime eyes or whatever are actually extremely cute. Certain art styles aren’t inherently “ugly” or “bad.”

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EVISCERATED

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How have I NEVER NOT ONCE IN ALMOST 23 YEARS heard of this? 😅😂🤷🏻‍♀️

In 2005, a group of artists in Italy built a giant 200-foot-long plushie rabbit in the countryside, and just left it there. It’s been there ever since. 

(Source)

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Random idiom numero due 🤷🏻‍♀️

"Dove vivi?"

"Ah, vivo in culo ai lupi."

Lit. "Where do you live?" "Ah, I live in the wolves butt."

Now, I wish I had any idea as to who started saying this hahah, it's not the only saying that has to do with wolves too.

What this means basically is: I live in the middle of nowhere.

I can only guess that this "in the wolves butts" is based on the fact that wolves in Italy are generally found only up in the mountains where there are no people around, so it's technically "the middle of nowhere" 🤷🏻‍♀️

#italian #langblr #italy #languages #italia #idiomatic #foreign language #italian language #english language #language #english langblr #italian langblr #langblog #study notes #learning #foreign #italian native #native #so funny #wolves

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This is a very random Italian idiomatic form

"Via dalle palle" or "Fuori dalle palle" or even "Levati dalle palle"

Lit. "Away from (my) balls" or "Out of (my) balls" "Get out of (my) balls" (where balls is intended as testicles of course)

It basically means "Get out of my (fucking) way"

#lingua italiana #italian #langblr #languages #italy #italia #italiano #foreign language #italian language #english language #language #learning #studying #saying #forme idiomatiche #idiom #funny #swearing mention

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Send me a #

This could be fun (or depressing)

1: Name

2: Age 

3: Fears

4: 3 things I love

5: 4 turns on

6: 4 turns off

7: My best friend

8: Sexual orientation

9: My best first date

10: How tall am I

11: What do I miss

12: What time were I born

13: Favourite color

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favourite quote

16: Favourite place

17: Favourite food

18: Do I use sarcasm

19: What am I listening to right now

20: First thing I notice in new person

21: Shoe size

22: Eye color

23: Hair color

24: Favourite style of clothing

25: Ever done a prank call?

26: Meaning behind my URL

27: Favourite movie

28: Favourite song

29: Favourite band

30: How I feel right now

31: Someone I love

32: My current relationship status

33: My relationship with my parents

34: Favourite holiday

35: Tattoos and piercing I have

36: Tattoos and piercings I want

37: The reason I joined Tumblr

38: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

41: When did I last hold hands?

42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

44: Where am I right now?

45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

48: Am I excited for anything?

49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

50: How often do I wear a fake smile?

51: When was the last time I hugged someone?

52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

54: What is something I disliked about today?

55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

56: What do I think about most?

57: What’s my strangest talent?

58: Do I have any strange phobias?

59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

60: What was the last lie I told?

61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

63: Do I believe in magic?

64: Do I believe in luck?

65: What’s the weather like right now?

66: What was the last book I’ve read?

67: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

68: Do I have any nicknames?

69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

70: Do I spend money or save it?

71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?

72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

73: Favourite animal?

74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

75: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

77: How can you win my heart?

78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

79: What is my favorite word?

80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

82: Do I have any relatives in jail?

83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

85: What is my current desktop picture?

86: Had sex?

87: Bought condoms?

88: Gotten pregnant?

89: Failed a class?

90: Kissed a boy?

91: Kissed a girl?

92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

93: Had job?

94: Left the house without my wallet?

95: Bullied someone on the internet?

96: Had sex in public?

97: Played on a sports team?

98: Smoked weed?

99: Did drugs?

100: Smoked cigarettes?

101: Drank alcohol?

102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

103: Been overweight?

104: Been underweight?

105: Been to a wedding?

106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

108: Been outside my home country?

109: Gotten my heart broken?

110: Been to a professional sports game?

111: Broken a bone?

112: Cut myself?

113: Been to prom?

114: Been in airplane?

115: Fly by helicopter?

116: What concerts have I been to?

117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

118: Learned another language?

119: Wore make up?

120: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

121: Had oral sex?

122: Dyed my hair?

123: Voted in a presidential election?

124: Rode in an ambulance?

125: Had a surgery?

126: Met someone famous?

127: Stalked someone on a social network?

128: Peed outside?

129: Been fishing?

130: Helped with charity?

131: Been rejected by a crush?

132: Broken a mirror?

133: What do I want for birthday?

134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?

135: Was I named after anyone?

136: Do I like my handwriting?

137: What was my favourite toy as a child?

138: Favourite Tv Show?

139: Where do I want to live when older?

140: Play any musical instrument?

141: One of my scars, how did I get it?

142: Favourite pizza toping?

143: Am I afraid of the dark?

144: Am I afraid of heights?

145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end

147: What I’m really bad at

148: What my greatest achievments are

149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me

150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery

151: What do I like about myself

152: My closest Tumblr friend

153: Something I fantasise about

154: Any thoughts on the paranormal?

155: Free question: Any question you’d like to ask, be it rude, fun, curious, strange, sexual, random, meme related, etc!

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From Beginner to Intermediate: an intense plan for advancing in language

Introduction

I studied Spanish at school for 3 years and now I'm at a low B1 level. I can actually understand pretty well while listening or reading but I can't communicate fluently.

This plan will include vocabulary build up, some grammar revision, a lot of listening, reading and writing. And could be used for the most languages, not only Spanish.

Plan

Every day:

Conjugate one verb in present, past and future tenses

Make a list about 10 - 30 words long

Create flashcards with them and start learning them (I use Quizlet for flashcards)

Revise yesterday's set of flashcards

2-3 times a week:

Read an article or a few pages from a book

Write a few sentences about anything in your target language

Listen to one episode of podcast (at least one)

Once a week or every two weeks:

Watch a movie in your target language, preferably animated movie as the language used there is easier. You can watch with subtitles

Grammar exercises

Translate some short text

Once a month:

Write something longer, like an essay or report, on chosen topic

Additionally:

Talk to yourself, to your friends, to your pets

Text with someone

Look at the transcription while listening to the podcast for second time

Repeat what you hear (in podcast or movie)

Check words you don't know from the listening and reading

Read out loud

Listen to music in your target language - you can even learn the text and sing along

Watch YouTube in your target language

Change your phone language to the one you're learning

Think in you target language!!!

***This is very intense plan for self-learners, you don't have to do all of these things in the given time. Adjust it to your own pace. I'll try to stick to this, if I have enough time.***

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If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:

1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.

2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.

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apparently i found a canon trans lady in the battle maison

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I swear I am not dead 😩🙈 just super overworked and a bit uninspired honestly...

I haven't written anything here since I moved and I am very sorry.

I hope I will be more consistent (or be consistent at all) in the future and I'll try and push myself to start posting again.

Thank you for your patience

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i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

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