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Peter, after destroying the kitchen in a game of the floors lava: I'm not gonna stand here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did

#peter #spiderman #peter parker #marvel #spiderman tom holland #tom holland

[itshelaodinsdottirbitch]

Sam: so...are you a little spoon or big spoon?

Bucky: I'm not a spoon, I'm a knife and I'm gonna stab you in your eyeballs

Sam: little spoon it is...

#bucky barnes #sam and bucky love fucking with eachother #sambucky #sam wilson #the winter soldier #the falcon and the winter soldier #greys anatomy

[itshelaodinsdottirbitch]

Okay but that person really thought bucky would hate wanda?? Wanda who vowed to get revenge on the man who killed her parents? Wanda who kicked ass and did whatever she could to help her brother? Wanda who fucking tore the heart out of a robot thing?? Wanda who helped everyone out in the airport battle when she got the chance?? Wanda who held back thanos while getting a stone from her boyfriend (which would kill him and that’s super emotionally draining for her). Bucky would admire Wanda. He’d be scared of her too because she’s that bitch. Bucky would lay down his life for Wanda givem the chance. And right now they both chillin in the soul stone with everyone else jammin along to a Queen song from quill’s zune

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Peter: Do you have any ibuprofen?

Bucky: Back in my day we just died.

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Steve: we're breaking u-

Bucky: I'm pregnant

Steve: ... I meant the cell service

Steve: the cell service is bad I couldn't hear you

Bucky: I panicked

#stucky #steve #steve x bucky #stevebucky #steve rogers #incorrect bucky #bucky #bucky barnes memes #bucky barnes #not mine

[itshelaodinsdottirbitch]

Hela: I never drive anymore it's so stressful, I get all this hate mail on my car

Thor: hela, those are parking tickets

Hela: well then

#incorrect hela #hela odinson #hela odinsdottir #hela #hela marvel #mcu hela #incorrect thor #thor ragnarok #thor #not mine #creds to instagram

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Natasha: I dare you to kiss the next person that comes in the room

Bucky spotting Sam walking their direction: hell no that's stupid

Steve walking Infront of sam:

Bucky: Well I guess the rules are rules you know? Can't cheat the game

#steve x bucky #stevebucky #steve #steve rogers #stucky #stucky quotes #incorrect bucky #bucky #bucky barnes memes #bucky barnes protection squad #bucky barnes #not mine #creds to instagram

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Bucky at steves funeral:

Bucky: we're all here today because SOMEONE *glaring at Steve's casket* couldn't stay alive

#incorrect bucky #steve x bucky #bucky #bucky barnes memes #bucky barnes protection squad #bucky barnes #not mine #creds to Instagram

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Peter: I can't go

May: why?

Peter: stress is bad for the baby

May: what baby?!

Peter: me

Bucky: same

#peter parker protection squad #peter parker #incorrect bucky #bucky #bucky barnes memes #bucky barnes protection squad #bucky barnes #spiderman homecoming #spiderman #tom holland #spiderman tom holland #white wolf #the winter soldier #Sebastian Stan #not mine #cred to Instagram

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reblog this and put in the tags where youre from and what temperatures you think are too hot and too cold to go out in

#England #brimingham #15-20° #too hot #too cold probably -2° or -5° #personal #not a text post

[itshelaodinsdottirbitch]

Okay so

I have recently acquired an...to put it nicely absolute madass obsession with AJR I mean...dude have u heard sober up? Let the games begin? Burn the house down? Do you even understand how fucking amazing this band is?! Where have they been my whole life?!?!?! I'm so mad I've only found them

If anyone has any song recommendations for me to listen to of similar bands or some of their songs just like...message me or send an ask?? Like I need more

This band is my cocaine and I expect Tumblr to be my dealer

#ajr #ajr brothers #im obsessed #this aint healthy #someone help me

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100 👏 BAD 👏 DAYS 👏 MADE 👏 100 👏 GOOD 👏 STORIES 👏 100 👏 GOOD 👏 STORIES 👏 MADE 👏 ME 👏 INTERESTING 👏 AT 👏 PARTIES 👏

[itshelaodinsdottirbitch]

Steve: hi bucky

Bucky sitting 'innocently' on the chair: hi

Steve: bucky

Bucky: steve

Steve: oh my god Bucky? Really?!

Bucky: what did I do

Steve: I can literally SEE the puppy you've "hidden" under your shirt!

Bucky: it's not a puppy

Steve: then what is it?

Peter sitting in a dark corner: two puppies

#mine #incorrect bucky #bucky #steve x bucky #bucky barnes #steve #stevebucky #steve rogers #captain america the winter soldier #captain america #winter soldier #white wolf #peter parker #spiderman #stucky

[itshelaodinsdottirbitch]

I was tagged by the amazing @theboywhocriedlupin

rules: answer the 21 questions then tag 21 people you want to get to know better

nickname: Winnie/Win

height: like 4′11 or 5′0 im tiny

last movie I saw: Infnity War (putting myself through hell for the 7th time)

last thing I googled: blue waffle, a friend told me to..DON’T DO IT PEOPLE

favorite musician: Brendon Urie, Alec Benjamin and Becky G, i cant choose don’t make me

song stuck in my head: Anyway by Tyron Hapi ft Mimoza

other blogs: @panic-at-the-fall-out-paramore and @snowbarrycrack

do I get asks?: not alot, but often some which i never respond to..sorrrryy

following: 283, 3 years on tumblr does shit to a person

amount of sleep: been recently sleeping around 10..so idk 9?

lucky numbers: 26 and 4

what I am wearing: a random ass black shirt i stole from my sister and black jeans (oh no my emo is showing)

dream job: lawyer or therapist

dream trip: Germany or Greece

play an instrument: does piano tiles the game count?

favorite songs: Don’t threaten me with a good time, the good the bad and the dirty both by panic at the disco and make out by rixton Everything Black by Unlike Pluto too

random fact: i actually really dislike DC but i adore the DCTV shows, i also hate when people don’t include the agents of shield cast in women of shield posts cuz i’m just sat there like...Melinda may would beat Natasha to dust if they ever fought why isn't she n this list?

describe yourself in aesthetic things: Matt Black nails and cars, grey walls, feminism quotes, lots of swearing and dark grey, lots of grey.

I am going to be tagging some random blogs ive started following recently 

@officialsteverogers @officialbuckybarnes @bbybucky-fics @thotgomery @dailytomholland @agentsofedits @quakerider-hell @amxliapond @caitlinsnow-yayyy @propertyofpoeandbucky @allensnowgifs @mychemicalimagines @tiredoftonkies @wandamaximoffdaily @fyeahmarvel @princesse-de-ravenclaw @sebbies @theimpossibleg1rl @sebbysstangirl @theavengers @the-flash-imagines14

i just started tagging the most random blogs on my following list, i am too anti social for mutuals 

[itshelaodinsdottirbitch]

everyone: marvel,,,Pls Dont kill bAbey Tony stark,,,he is Babey

me: Ill Kill Him Myself

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you: Skyeward!!!1!!

Me, an Intellectual: Quakerider

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Wanda: have a happy new year everyone

Bucky: no

Wanda: what do you mean no?

Bucky: I am the depress

Wanda: what?

Steve joining Bucky on the floor: same

Natasha joining also: m o o d

Bruce aswell: ...

Loki too: I live here now

Clint on the floor: why am I spending new year's with you dumbasses?

Wanda slowly sitting on the floor: you love us?

Thor eating poptarts and singing:

Thor: friends! What are you all doing? The chairs are where we sit sillys

Everyone: ....

Thor: silly mortals

Bucky: Thor we're here to be sad

Thor: nonsense! There is no sadness here! Come on all we are happy! This is a joyous, feeble occasion!

Steve: is it just me or..

Natasha: did that strangely help

#mine #incorrect bucky #bucky #bucky barnes memes #steve x bucky #bucky and wanda #bucky barnes #winterwitch #stucky #wanda #wanda maximoff protection squad #wanda maximoff #scarlet witch #steve #steve rogers #captain america #natasha romanoff #black widow #bruce banner #hulk #incorrect thor #thor odinson #thor #thor ragnarok #clint barton #hawkeye #happy new year #2019