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glitches be wild

orion gave horatia her quidditch robes and-

what the heck

she's shirtless AND invisible!?!?

orion doesn't seem to be phased at all

the boy is all chill no judgement

horatia knows no dress code horatia needs no dress code apparently

#hphm #luckily the bug didn't last too long #hogwarts mystery #horatia darling #harry potter #glitch #year 6 #orion #and they were teammates #quidditch sidequest #my girl this is not how we dress for a quidditch game #you gon get cold #dresscode #cursebreaker #and dresscode breaker #hopefully this doesn't count as n*dity

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in which horatia darling is sent to the Void™ to atone for her sins

doggo knows what he did

at least I'm not alone here as random slytherin no. 113 and the whomping willow are serving their time as well

#hphm #hogwarts mystery #horatia darling #harry potter #mc #glitch #whomping willow #this is what I get for waking my pets at ungodly hours for some measly crumbs of energy #the void #year 5

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murphy has the ability to disappear off this plane of existence every other frame apparently

he must have gotten his apparation license this year

don't flake out on us like that murphy my man

#hphm #i was confused for a hot minute as to why his wheelchair was just vibing without him #harry potter hogwarts mystery #harry potter #hogwarts mystery #murphy mcnully #horatia darling #gilderoy lockhart #mc #year 5 #yep still stuck here #my game was broken for a long time guys #festival fun

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Y'ALL

if barnaby wasn't already dating horatia I would 109% ship these two

she took the words right out of my mouth 😭❤

#my adorable creature lovin' slytherin babies #hphm #liz tuttle #barnaby lee #horatia darling #hogwarts mystery #triwizard tournament #allwizard tournament #harry potter #crup #cruppy #puffskein #slytherin #hufflepuff

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overdramatic much?

in a food fight and horatia here acting like she's near death from a bit of splattered noms

horatia: how many more lives must be lost before this ends? how much more blood is needed to satisfy you? is the immense suffering you've caused worth this?

peeves: girl it's just some mashed potatoes wth??? get over it???

#so much pain. . . all for what #peeves #poltergeist #hphm #horatia darling #mc #hogwarts mystery #harry potter #year five #jam city #food fight #get over it you child #hufflepuff

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Rowena throwing shade

so in the courtyard there's this fountain with statues surounding it, right?

look at them

they are (probably) eagles, being of course ravenclaw's symbol

look again

they are holding and trying to KILL the snakes- slytherin's symbol

I think rowena and salazar had a lil bit of a disagreement, causing rowena to have these designed out of sheer spite

rowena, after learning about salazar's chamber of secrets: "you made a WHAT to kill WHO and hid it WHERE?!?"

rowena: "ok you sob, imma build me a few statues symbolizing me beating your racist rear, brb"

#like seriously #that can't just be a random coincidence #the four founders #hphm #rowena ravenclaw #queen #salazar slytherin #trash #harry potter #hogwarts #hogwarts founders #rowena #salazar #ravenclaw #slytherin #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #hogwarts mystery

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SPOILER WARNING

Y’all, I’m still only in year five but after hearing what happens to Rowan in the future. . . I’m cherishing every moment MC has left with her.

#even just watching them study in class together #my heart #hphm #rowan khanna #mc #horatia darling #hogwarts mystery #harry potter #I am dreading the moment

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Throwback to that one time where the game glitched and Horatia ended up facing two boggarts instead of one

Riddikulus worked out so much better/worse than I could have hoped for

#riddikulus #hphm #throwback #year four #harry potter #hogwarts mystery #mc #horatia mullet #clown voldemort be doing jazz hands in the background #voldemort #the cursed vaults #jacob's sibling #the new IT looks great

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Snape vs horny teenagers

There will be no foolish wand-waving in this class

#hphm #harry potter #hogwarts mystery #horatia darling #mc #professor snape #snapple #professor snappy #potions class #valentines day #amortentia #love potion #barnaby lee #merula snide #ismelda murk

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"I leave you, because I want to" Older sibling squad

Also, Ford wearing almost the same chlotnes as Jacob

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Andre, what the heck man

#hphm #hogwarts mystery #andre egwu #ravenclaw #boy probably criticized a professor's taste in clothing #like hay professor snape you should really think about adding some color to your wardrobe #fifty points from ravenclaw #and ten from gryffindor

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yes time for some healing

I will kick selina's butt

I don't care if she is a child, I'll do it

I will kick fenrir greyback's butt

I beat the pus outta his mangy tail at age eleven, I'll do it again at age twelve don't test me

no one hurts this kid and gets away with it

#hphm #chiara lobosca #hogwarts mystery #fenrir greyback #mc #horatia darling #harry potter #i would KILL for her

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Behold

a pure child

#chiara lobosca #harry potter #hogwarts mystery #mc #horatia darling #hphm #Halloween sidequest #I would die for her

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This just in

local coldhearted grease-man actually has a soul

then again, who could say no to this sweet child's face?

Look at those puppy eyes

#hphm #hogwarts mystery #chiara lobosca #mc #chiara #harry potter #Horatia Darling #yes that was a werwolf pun #professor snape #severus snape #professor snappy #snapple #Halloween

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You know what I hate with my whole fucking soul? The Hogwarts stereotypes. You’re reckless and a douche, but still good? Gryffindor. You’re a bitch, sarcastic and evil? Slytherin. You’re smart, get good grades and are like an old wise man? Ravenclaw. You’re nothing in particular, but kind and bake cookies? Hufflepuff. Because nowhere does it say if you’re a hero you’re a Gryffindor, if you’re an edgy teen you’re an Slytherin, if you’re smart you’re an Ravenclaw or when you’re kind you’re a Hufflepuff. Give me a fucking Slytherin who is manipulated easily, who is always kind but who is very ambitious. Give me a goth Hufflepuff, with a bitchface who values hardworking. Give me a Gryffindor with social anxiety, who is super shy, who is very chivalrous and values bravery. Give me a Ravenclaw who is streetsmart instead of booksmart, who is very creative and thinks out of the box. Give me non-stereotyping Hogwarts houses.

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Training dummies

can we appreciate the fact that the training dummies are fashioned to resemble literal death eaters

it'd be like if your local highschool's archery team had target mannequins that were made to look like kkk members or nazis

#hphm #harry potter #hogwarts mystery #harry potter hogwarts mystery #bill weasley #merula snyde #horatia darling #mc #eat this wizaard racists #death eaters #jae kim