I walk into Walmart pand buy 20 cartoons of milk. I hear people whispering about me , claiming that i am another fool panicking over the virus unerwear that i have plans to finish all of it in one night ;)
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My sister found my Tumblr so i am deleting it . Goodbye everyone i hope you have a great day
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My sister found my Tumblr so i am deleting it . Goodbye everyone i hope you have a great day
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We should make The Dragon Rule that is a rule that whenever any writer decides to kill of a dragon in any work of fiction i go to their house and remove their lungs.
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Me whenever i see anyone talking in my native language : Yeah you're practically right. Like i understand what you are saying but did you get the feel of it? Did you capture the vibe? If anyone saw you speaking like that they would break your kneecaps in a dark alley because you used the right words ,,, but like not the right ones you feel me?
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Fuck it. Vampire time
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Oh well im quarantined time to knock on my sister's door and sing a 4 minute song about building a snow man
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You call mcr to play at your funeral but instead of playing Helena it's just frank and he stands over your open casket calling you an idiot
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A little while back i made the mistake to teach my dad the wonders of meme culture and for some reason the one thing that stuck to him was the " saying same when you find something retable" one. In the same period of time he decided to haul the app store and bought a specific game of thrones related app . Now whenever i say something like " yeah i can't sleep that well at night " i just hear a very loud "SHAME" coming from his phone as well as some giggling . He paid 3€for that.
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I love how the joker had genuinely had an impact on how people view society and shit but the only note worthy thing that happened on Tumblr is that people wanted to have sex with him. Like yeah sure it might portray how society sucks and how mentality ill people are suffering but that one stoner guy in the corner of the internet had been saying " eat the rich " and "it's fine to not be mentally stable" since he loged in , Josh from math class. Suriously don't straight people know Tumblr exists
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The only reason my dad didn't take me to a production of hamlet where someone apparently dresses in drag and starts striping and at least two other people are seen naked is because it is only played on school nights and at like 4 am
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The Olympic court in ancient Greece? Full
A woman who just really wants to see her son? In
Dicks? Out
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reblog for a song lyric and picture in your inbox based on your blog!
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It may sound like a shit post but it's actually my life , a novel by me
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I was singing sharpest lives under my breath and my mom asked me is i was praying ... Like yeah ... In a way i was
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Why bother buying all those shiny crystals when you can just do crystal meth instead?
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