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I just realized that Brady mfn Tkachuk is 6’4. If I see that man in the wild I’m running in the other direction SEE YA

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I just know this picture is framed in all of their dorms

Let’s talk about this

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I mean…

#tony deangelo #Carolina Hurricanes

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Rest In Peace Jimmy Hayes.

You deserved to watch your boys grow into young men and grow old with your wife. Time will never heal but it will slowly chip away at the pain. You will be, were, and are loved and admired by many.

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You guys ever think about how if Auston Matthews wasn’t an NHLer he would be a hatfisher to some unsuspecting person.

#Auston matthews #Idk I was thinking about it

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luke hughes looks like he’s afraid of broccoli and nothing will change my mind.

#luke hughes #new jersey devils #njd #broccoli #and kale.

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Me posting on tumblr:

#shout out to the homies who heart my post #Yall carry my account on mommies

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Matty Beniers, and Jack and Quinn Hughes were at Luke’s game today (USA White WJSS) and I saw someone on Twitter get pictures with all three boys and I’m so jealous.

#usa hockey #wjss #Hughes brothers #I would post the pictures but I don’t have permission

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Tokyo 2020 | Jordan Chiles (USA) dancing her way through qualifications

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he really got that shout out from Dr. Pimple Popper ❤️

#don’t tell me to charge my phone😡 #Matty beniers #I think this is rlly cute

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Ahmed Hafnaoui of Tunisia wins Olympic gold in the Men's 400 Freestyle.

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meet kraken matty beniers!

first of all, please know that i am not referring to him as “matty” just to be cute. matty beniers owns the diminutive. matty is his roster name, both at the usntdp and at michigan.

born in Hingham, MA to a football player dad and an engineer/actress/lawyer mom who seems like a real badass. she applied to law school while she was in a chorus line on broadway. she made matty play piano, clarinet, and saxophone and act at the children’s theater program she ran.

has always worn number 10 because his dad did.

prep school baby for sure. spent his first year of high school at Milton Academy. matty tends to emphasize that academics are very important to his family, and therefore it was a tough decision to transfer from prep school to the USNTDP, where, as he delicately puts it, “you’re going to go to school a little less.”

during his 17 year, he played a year up with the U-18 squad, i.e. the jack hughes/trevor zegras/cole caufield team. not an easy roster to crack, and matty scored 20 points in 20 games.

committed to Harvard but transferred to Michigan when COVID canceled the ivy league hockey season

rented a house with jacob truscott (VAN) and thom bordeleau (SJS) at michigan. matty was the messy roommate because his classes were harder so he was “always doing school.” he was the cook, though.

youngest member of the gold medal Team USA at world juniors 2021, centering the second line between cole caufield and matt boldy. matty was the player trusted with defensive zone faceoffs to protect a lead.

the  other very important job that Team USA entrusted to matty was quiz show host. you can view all three episodes here (1, 2, 3), but if you’re only going to watch one, you should watch no. 3, which features matty and trevor zegras ganging up on matt boldy.

oh, hockey? you can google a million draft articles if you want to read about matty’s hockey. invariably, they all talk about his “motor” or his “engine,” which is the grown-up hockey way of saying matty is still one of those little kids who literally never stops moving. hates sitting still and cannot remember a time when he was ever tired during a hockey game. if he was an animal he’d be a cheetah.

the other thing all the draft articles talk about is his 200-foot game. the player the media most frequently compares him to is jonathan toews.

is a huge tom brady fan and has fond memories of watching the seahawks lose the superbowl while he was at a middle school birthday party. seattle will try to forgive you, matty.

he was taking premed classes at michigan (3.86 GPA!) and wants to be a dermatologist. i will leave you with this quote:

It’s kind of weird, but have you ever seen Dr. Pimple Popper? That’s what I’d like to be, to be a dermatologist. It’s kind of gross, but I just think it’s the coolest thing ever.

welcome to seattle, you nerd. we love you already.

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Can I just say that Matty Beniers is literally perfect….

- he loves his mommy

- he loves dogs

- can play the sax

- is handsome

- theatre kid!

- loves his siblings

- spiffy draft suit

And not to be a hoe but he really could have been going to Harvard which is approx. 15 minutes away from me so thanks for ruining my NHL wife dreams Ivy League 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

#not like I had a chance 😔 #Matty beniers #kraken #future dilf in the making #SHE WAS ON BROADWAY #omw to hingham #uhhh he loves his dad too

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if anyone was tagged in those bullshit posts I’m so sorry!!! I got hacked I guess this is what happens when you have the same password for everything 💔💔💔💔 #fuckraybans

#i’m a dumbass

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I haven’t been in here since last July but like

look at dat ass

#boston bruins #charlie mcavoy #nhl #trent frederic #cheeks