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If they were 20 somethings in this day and age.

Robin: Girl dinner is when you eat a girl out

Eddie: No it's not, what the hell? That's not the meme.

*Steve walking into the room*

Steve: What're you guys talking about?

Robin: When you go down on a girl

Steve: Ah... Girl dinner

Eddie: You can't be serious...

Same brain-cell Buckley and Harrington.....

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I was thinking about how if i was a padawan and people kept calling me ‘youngling’ i’d constantly be pissed, like “i’m not a youngling anymore!😾”

but then i was thinking about how if i was a master i would 100% call my padawan ‘youngling’ 24/7

if only to see them look like an angry kitten

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

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I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

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Unmute !

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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

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I’m thinking about that person who asked me “ugh why would your parents want you to be attracted to men? Wouldn’t that make you gay? You men try to make everything about yourself” when I made a post about how I feel pressured to be a women who likes men because I grew up being told I’d be a woman who would marry a man and I asked if that counted as comphet. And people just couldn’t wrap their head around the fact that trans guys experience the misogynistic and heteronormative pressure to be women who likes men.

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A test I have for other queer people to see if they are normal about trans men is to ask them their opinion on drag kings.

People will pretend to be normal about trans men, but the moment you mention any art that has historically been a way for trans men to express themselves they show how they aren’t normal about trans men.

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I think the “can trans men say tranny” discourse is so funny because like what am I mean to say to transphobes who call me tranny. Am I meant to go “erm actually I’m a trans man! Not a trans women - and only trans women get called tranny. Please call me faggot instead.”

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"