jawn-lma

jawn-lma

Cat Allergies

COMMISSIONS OPEN || Sup bitches. Jawn here, a 20 year old pathetic excuse of a human being. I see you have found my blog. This is supposed to be art only so you'll probably end up not hearing from me for months on end. Do not fear, my children, I will still be around, lurkin' in the dark. If you want to see more of my cursed shit check out聽Instagram (jawn_lma) and Twitter (@jawnlma)

Explore Tagged Posts
Last Seen Blogs
Statistics

We looked inside some of the posts by jawn-lma and here's what we found interesting.

Inside last 20 posts
Time between posts
8 days
Number of posts by type
Photo
15
Video
0
Audio
0
Text
4
Chat
0
Answer
1
Link
0
Quote
0
Fun Fact

There's almost an equal split between the sexes on Tumblr - 51% male, 49% female.

jawn-lma19 days agoPhoto

startripperhq:

brucewayneright:

thewritingbeast:

sinksanksockie:

patientno7:

the suffering never ends

This is the real process

Resources for you!

Character Ideas:

Character Design Ideas:

Naming Help:

Creating Background/backstory:

Character Interactions and putting your character into your world/story:

Bonus art masterlist!

BLESS EVERYONE IN THIS POST.

COOL.

jawn-lma
jawn-lma
jawn-lma
jawn-lma
jawn-lma
549K notes 路 See All
jawn-lma21 days agoPhoto

Welcome to Jawn鈥檚 commissions I guess xD

There will be 4 slots available at a time. Please have references ready, descriptions are also alright if necessary.

Payment by PayPal only, the prices are in 拢.

More info under the cut

Dos:

  • Ocs
  • Fandom
  • Just ask me, I might be able to do it

Don鈥檛s:

  • Offensive content
  • NSFW
  • Anthro (I am not good at it)
  • Mecha (same as above)


Contact me if interested through DMs on twitter, instagram, tumblr or Discord (Drink the Ocean #8447) Or e-mail me over at imafabunicor9@gmail.com.聽

Please take into account I am a university student and might take a little bit to get back to you.


PLEASE NOTE THIS MIGHT CHANGE WITH TIME AND AS MY SKILL IMPROVES

jawn-lma
jawn-lma
jawn-lma
jawn-lma
2 notes 路 See All
jawn-lma2 months agoPhoto

hollow-head:

Welcome to Good Omens Comics where the colors are made up and the character design doesn鈥檛 matter.聽 Here鈥檚 the WHOLE drunk conversation. Pg61-65 in my copy of the book

View it here X聽on tapas for better quality

edit 9/2: it is done, no longer WIP
Under a cut because it鈥檚 about a mile long and set up for mobile.聽

Keep reading

jawn-lma
8K notes 路 See All
jawn-lma3 months agoText

rin-a-din:

image

Here we are! The full completed character sheet for Crowley in the Ineffable Wizardry AU (Harry Potter AU) by @jawn-lma鈥 and I.

Some basic details to know about Crowley in this AU

  • Anthony J. Crowley is 32 years old, born into a pure blood family of Death Eaters.
  • His birthday is June 6th, 1985 (just one year away from the number of the beast)
  • He absolutely loathes being in a Death Eater family. He 鈥渞an away鈥 as soon as he could.聽
  • He鈥檚 been the professor of Astronomy at Hogwarts for 4 years now, having started when he was 28 years old.
  • His Hogwarts House is Gryffindor, his secondary house being Ravenclaw
  • His Ilvermorny House is the Horned Serpent 聽
  • His wand is that of Aspen wood with a unicorn hair core, 12" and surprisingly swishy flexibility.
  • His Patronus is a Hummingbird.
  • During his time studying in Hogwarts, Crowley took the long and arduous task and trials in becoming an Animagus. He is unregistered and keeps this information to himself. He takes the form inspired by the Red Belly Black Snake.
  • Crowley鈥檚 Owl is a Great Horned Owl named Fred! He likes to sit in during class and pass judgement on the students during lectures.
  • During his spare time, Crowley likes to help out within the Herbology department and keeps close tabs on the Green House. He even likes to sub in for Herbology when he gets the chance.

Please check out Aziraphale鈥檚 character sheet over here!聽

70 notes 路 See All
jawn-lma3 months agoPhoto

jawn-lma:

I have finally finished Aziraphale鈥檚 character sheet for mine and @rin-a-din鈥嬧榮 Ineffable Wizardry AU (an Harry Potter AU).

So things you need to know about Aziraphale in this AU:

  • Madden Aziraphale is a 30 year old pure blood wizard.聽
  • Aziraphale hates his first name and tries to avoid its usage at all costs.
  • Recently started teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts.
  • His Hogwarts house is Ravenclaw (even though he could have been sorted into Slytherin).
  • His Illvermore House is Thunderbird.
  • His wand is made of Sycamore wood with a unicorn hair core. It is 10鈥 3/4鈥测 with unyielding flexibility.
  • His patronus takes the form of a dolphin.
  • Aziraphale has a Dark Breasted Barn Owl (meaning she is a Barn Owl with a lovely dark colour mutation). Her name is Tempy, although Aziraphale usually refers to her as his聽鈥淒arlingest Little One鈥.
  • He used to be an Auror prior to his teaching at Hogwarts. He no longer hold a place as such due to聽鈥渦nknown鈥 reasons. He never talks about it.
  • Spellscaring that causes a darker coloration to his hands, chest and upper back. Spellscaring is caused by prolonged exposure to a spell, and each spell leaves a different scar. Aziraphale claims that he got them back during his studies, whenever asked about it (he never specifies which spell caused it).
  • On his free time, Aziraphale works on his own spells and charms. His goal is to dismantle the Death Eater organisation.

The Crowley character sheet will be uploaded soon and you鈥檒l be able to check it out here.

Reblogging because the Crowley Character sheet has been posted!!!!


Aziraphale also got a redesign, mostly just his spellscarring, I will be updating that soon

jawn-lma
120 notes 路 See All
jawn-lma3 months agoPhoto

I have finally finished Aziraphale鈥檚 character sheet for mine and @rin-a-din鈥嬧榮 Ineffable Wizardry AU (an Harry Potter AU).

So things you need to know about Aziraphale in this AU:

  • Madden Aziraphale is a 30 year old pure blood wizard.聽
  • Aziraphale hates his first name and tries to avoid its usage at all costs.
  • Recently started teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts.
  • His Hogwarts house is Ravenclaw (even though he could have been sorted into Slytherin).
  • His Illvermore House is Thunderbird.
  • His wand is made of Sycamore wood with a unicorn hair core. It is 10鈥 3/4鈥测 with unyielding flexibility.
  • His patronus takes the form of a dolphin.
  • Aziraphale has a Dark Breasted Barn Owl (meaning she is a Barn Owl with a lovely dark colour mutation). Her name is Tempy, although Aziraphale usually refers to her as his聽鈥淒arlingest Little One鈥.
  • He used to be an Auror prior to his teaching at Hogwarts. He no longer hold a place as such due to聽鈥渦nknown鈥 reasons. He never talks about it.
  • Spellscaring that causes a darker coloration to his hands, chest and upper back. Spellscaring is caused by prolonged exposure to a spell, and each spell leaves a different scar. Aziraphale claims that he got them back during his studies, whenever asked about it (he never specifies which spell caused it).
  • On his free time, Aziraphale works on his own spells and charms. His goal is to dismantle the Death Eater organisation.

The Crowley character sheet will be uploaded soon and you鈥檒l be able to check it out here.

jawn-lma
120 notes 路 See All
jawn-lma3 months agoText

Actually kinda happy with how this doodle turned out.

I love my two wizard boys, and I will be posting character sheets once they are done. For now have doodles of the Ineffable idiots in mine and @rin-a-din Ineffable Wizardry AU (Hogwarts AU).

202 notes 路 See All
jawn-lma3 months agoPhoto


So I and @rin-a-din聽have started an Hogwarts AU and it’s the best thing ever. I am so obsessed with this you have absolutely no idea. We already have so many little fucking details of what is going to happen to these two idiots and I am so excited for it.聽

It has recently gotten so much more traffic than I was expecting and a Discord server for it has been created and I am love 馃槏 thank you for whoever was even mildly interested.

Welcome to Ineffable Wizardry!!

jawn-lma
jawn-lma
jawn-lma
jawn-lma
jawn-lma
jawn-lma
23 notes 路 See All
jawn-lma4 months agoText

I have shared my AU idea a couple of times and every time I had gotten a good reaction from people, so I thought I would share it here and seen if anyone likes it in case they run into it.


It all came to me when thinking back on how Crowley walking into consecrated ground burned, and how Holy Water affects demons. My mind started wondering what reaction would hellish stuff have on Angels, such as Aziraphale, and that鈥檚 when everything started to get a bit fucked up.

So in the early stages of this AU development I had decided that if, for example, Holy Water happened to fall on your hand (you as a Demon) it鈥檚 not like it was death for certain, but it acted like the most corrosive product to ever exist, it would just corrode to bone and continue spreading up the arm until it got to the important parts, aka internal organs and, of course, soul. So the only way to avoid it would be to chop off the infected bit, and you鈥檇 have to be rather quick about it.

So that鈥檚 on the Holy Water, now what does Hellfire do? We never really got to see it in action, so it gives me more room to wonder and you know, I feel like there would be some type of dynamic? I honestly feel like Hellfire would be way worse than Holy Water. Why this reasoning for the fact that Demons are the 鈥渂ad folk鈥, so you know, even though Holy Water is extremely painful, it is over in less than a minute, now Hellfire. You could burn for days, it would kill your soul slowly, an Angel condemned for such a fate is a very dreadful situation, it would be worse than the outcome of a Demon, so it festers, and you die slowly, and excruciatingly.

With this in mind lets go back to the consecrated grounds example: Whereas Crowley would feel a burning sensation, if Aziraphale came into contact with hellish stuff, he wouldn鈥檛 entirely realize it. It would contaminate him in the same way a disease does, in short, it would fester, and if he doesn鈥檛 notice, it would get really bad until he realized what was causing it.

Developing further into that is the crucial part of whatever this is trying to be in my head. You see, Aziraphale is an Angel, Crowley is a Demon, but they have been interacting with each other in human vessels. Apart from that scene in the garden of Eden where Aziraphale puts his wing over Crowley, they never really touch each other at any point where they are not in human vessels. So the reason why they don鈥檛 have a very explicit reaction to the opposition (like Holy water and Hellfire) is because the human vessels would act as a shield. If you go back, when they are going to war, they are going to use human vessels, so it makes me wonder that not even them are fully aware on how dangerous interacting with each other in their true forms with no type of vessel would actually be, it鈥檚 just standard procedure.

So getting to the heart of the AU, Aziraphale and Crowley get closer, and closer, and even closer, and at first, everything is great, and they couldn鈥檛 be happier. But then weird things start to happen. They have touched more in those last couple of months than they have for their entire lives, Crowley stars to low-key burn everywhere, at first he doesn鈥檛 make much of it, but it slowly starts getting unbearable; everywhere Aziraphale touches just burns. Aziraphale doesn鈥檛 seem to feel anything, until he just starts getting what would resemble a fever, and delirium, and he just starts going crazy in a way. It hurts, but not in the same way as Crowley, it鈥檚 not physical, it鈥檚 something else, he is tired, he is sick, and he start losing his vision, because it鈥檚 festering his soul.

Crowley and Aziraphale have been 鈥榝raternizing鈥 for 6000 years and in that time they never noticed that they were dangerous to each other. So in light of that fact I do believe it has to take a few months for the symptoms to start showing up, and these months they have to be touching a lot. So if they still take a bit longer to let down their walls after the almostpocalypse, it鈥檚 going to take even longer. But this doesn鈥檛 necessarily mean they know what鈥檚 causing those symptoms.

Crowley is definitely the one who realizes first, because his symptoms come quicker and are pretty easy to detect, now if he figures out in a couple of weeks or months depends on how much in denial he is about it, and something tells me he would be in denial. The thing is, when the symptoms start on Crowley, it鈥檚 very faint. I imagine it would be like when you are lying down to take a sunbath but you forget to put sunscreen on, and it slowly starts getting very hot over your skin and burning, the difference is that it would be where Aziraphale touched. And at first it wouldn鈥檛 be right after Aziraphale touched him, it would be like a flare up if that makes sense, like, they have been touching for months and Crowley slowly starts to realize that like, his skin on his chest feels kinda sore and he hasn鈥檛 got any idea why. Because like I said, the human vessels work like a type of shield, so what does it is not the casual touching, it鈥檚 the prolonged one, the emotional one, the one where they are pouring their souls out to each other, so it happens slowly.

Aziraphale might realize that his very soul is falling ill because I imagine Angels and Demons don鈥檛 get sick, but like with Crowley, depending on how much denial he has, he won鈥檛 know why. And because on Aziraphale it eats and festers at his core, I do believe he starts descending into madness even before they realize what is happening. The thing is, if one of them is going to click on what is happening it鈥檚 going to be Crowley, because both of them won鈥檛 even think of it at the beginning as an option because they are finally happy, and Aziraphale鈥檚 symptoms are very hard to tie to the cause, so it will have to be Crowley figuring it out.


Thank you for coming to my TED talk, uwu

12 notes 路 See All
jawn-lma5 months agoPhoto

鈥淢ight your ears be the recipient to my words. I have been up to writing. Auntie鈥檚* Aziraphale鈥檚 touch, such as thighs and ass have been rather inspiring.鈥

*Auntie –> used in the 19th century to mean older gay man that is your sexual partner


This is based on a roleplay I have with @ineffable-kame which is based on the fact that everyone just sort of accepts that Aziraphale and Oscar Wilde were an item.

I hyperfixated hard last night on Polari (a dead dialect used between the gay community back in the 19th century) and I just had to share the concept.

jawn-lma
84 notes 路 See All
jawn-lma5 months agoPhoto

mintysart:

Human AU but it鈥檚 only one of them :)

(Click for details and tears <3)聽

Crowley’s voice was weak as he coughed. Aziraphale smiled softly at the weak body of the man he loved more than anything in the world (some would consider that blasphemy, but the Angel was beyond the point of caring). Tears streaming over his face as he looked down from the man’s pale face to his hand, taking it on his own.

“Why the sad face, angel?” said the human in a weak voice “We’ll get to see each other again in Heaven.” Aziraphale’s eyes widened as he looked over at him, pain all over his face, but he fought a smile through it.

“Of course, my dear.” He cracked out. He couldn’t know, he could maybe not ever see him again. Heaven wasn’t that wonderful place that humans assumed it was, it was so distant, so cold… Part of him wished that Crowley’s soul never had to go through what he had, that the poor humans that end up in such a place are actually treated with all the care and devotion which he never had -

“You don’t seem that convinced.” Crowley laughs through yet another cough. The beeping starting to slow down a bit more as he closed his eyes.

“Shhh, my love,” Aziraphale whispers, bringing his cold hand up to his lips, placing the softest kiss on it, trying to let all the love that he was capable of into it, hoping that he could feel how much he loved him, that he would do anything for this not to happen. “Hush now and sleep, my dear, I do believe you will have the greatest of dreams. All the things you love most.” he says against Crowley’s hand.

“S'that so?” Crowley’s eyes were already closed, his words barely a whisper “Then I believe I will be seeing a lot of you."聽

A pause.

And then a loud intermittent beep.

The lights in the room flicker and the machine goes off completely, the door is shut close as if for a miracle. No one went inside the room for more than an hour. Some nurses could have sworn they could feel their own hearts shattering whenever they walked past the room, but they were always compelled to leave it alone.

jawn-lma
610 notes 路 See All
Next Page