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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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can't believe people think harry potter could beat percy jackson in a fight when harry potter is literally british and percy is from new york

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can't believe people think harry potter could beat percy jackson in a fight when harry potter is literally british and percy is from new york

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holiday season commissions!!! help me save for presents and/or treat yourself or your friend to a drawing of their fictional fave. these are gonna be open till the end of december!

DM me or write on nihhonvargas@gmail. com if you’re interested or for any questions!

reblogs are highly appreciated!

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Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

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these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

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I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain

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1.19 Provenance | 15.18 Despair

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Corporate media fabricates a 'surge' of 'crime', yet fails to mention surge in police violence.

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when I make a soup I cut all the vegetables into hearts it takes me longer but it makes the soup taste better

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I would very much like to say that Kate Argent can go suck an egg

#teen wolf

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do non americans know that sometimes you’ll just see lifelike human testicles hanging off the back of peoples trucks

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