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"I know we need the beskar...!" Listen: we're not just doing this for beskar...we're doing this for a poodooload of beskar!

#funny pictures #cosplay #crossover #star wars #the mandalorian #spaceballs #barf #john candy #beskar

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Brad is the trailer park. Melody is the tornado.

#funny video #funny videos #crossover #yellowstone #hey dude #tv theme #opening credits #Youtube

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The unrecognized comedy genius of Tim Russ.

#funny video #funny videos #tim russ #star trek #star trek voyager #tuvok #spaceballs #comb the desert #Youtube

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CAPTAIN BOB!!!!!

#funny pictures #crossover #star trek #minions #despicable me #despicable minions #star trek tos #tos spock #tos kirk #james t kirk #spock #stuart #bob #king bob #captain kirk

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PURRTREIDES!!!!

#funny pictures #animal photography #cat pictures #cat humor #lol cats #dune #frank herbert

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"NICE [bleep]ING PROTON PACK!" *honk honk*

#funny pictures #crossover #ghostbusters #beetlejuice #michael keaton #peter venkman #bill murray #ray stantz #dan aykroyd #egon spengler #harold ramis #winston zeddemore #ernie hudson

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Listen: an absolute hereditary monarchy, a hereditary nobility, and a single organization monopolizing interstellar spaceflight is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical worm byproduct that makes you psychic.

#funny pictures #dune #frank herbert #dune movie #timothée chalamet #paul atreides #lisan al gaib #monty python #monty pyton and the holy grail #anarcho syndicalism

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Come check out my thriller novel Broken Hero over at Wattpad. New chapter drops every Friday at 7 AM ET.

#serial fiction #crime thriller #serialized fiction #serialized novel #dime novels #dirty cops #drug smuggling

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Chicks dig logic.

#funny pictures #star trek #star trek tos #star trek the original series #spock #leonard nimoy #ladies man

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"You undercooked my blanquette de veau for the last time!"

#funny pictures #fake movie poster #frasier #frasier crane #niles crane #kelsey grammer #david hyde pierce #action movies #maris crane

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And the multiverse continues to get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it. Cross-promotion of one's various IP franchises be damned, some things simply don't belong together.

#funny pictures #crossover #dc comics #warner bros #looney tunes #cross promotion #catwoman #selina kyle #sylvester the cat #tweety bird #sylvester and tweety #dc multiverse #multiverse #warner brothers

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Do you like fun serialized adventure fiction?  Check out my Wattpad profile. https://www.wattpad.com/jeffcross5000?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_profile The Great American Dime Novelist

#books #wattpad #amreading #dime novels #serialized #pulp fiction #adventure fiction

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The multiverse is officially getting out of control.

#funny pictures #crossover #marvel #marvel comics #marvel characters #marvel cosplay #cosplay #disney #disney movies #beauty and the beast #x men #x men comics #belle #beast #hank mccoy

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So bring some more Star Destroyers and then it'll be an even fight.

#funny pictures #star wars #star trek #crossover #star destroyer #uss enterprise #ncc 1701 #starship enterprise

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#funny pictures #lol cats #cat pictures #new orleans #bar #day drinking #laissez les bon temps roulez

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Would you fly in this?

#star wars #attack of the clones #star wars prequels #laat gunship #low altitude assault transport #star wars episode ii: attack of the clones #grand army of the republic #funny pictures

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Chapter 9 of Gumrunners is finally up. Enjoy!

#pulp fiction #serial fiction #serialized fiction #serialized novel #heist #caper #satire #smuggling #chewing gum #singapore