Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades
Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too
Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans
Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants
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This is the moment when Draco fell in love with Hermione:
Tony: Morgan, time to wake up! It’s time for school!
Morgan: No I don’t like school, so I’m choosing to stay in bed!
Tony: No you’re not missy. Harley it’s, time for school, put on a jacket it’s cold.
Harley: [coming down the stairs] No I don’t like jackets, so I’m choosing to be cold.
Tony: Just put on a jacket now. Peter it’s tim- OH MY GOD, YOU’RE BLEEDING! DID YOU GO ON PATROL LAST NIGHT?!?! WE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!
Peter: [stummbling down the stairs with a stab wound] No I don’t like the hospital, so I’m choosing to die.
Tony: Why….why are all my kids like this?