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given the choice between wearing clothes and wearing armor acually you should probably wear both, if you just wore armor you're probably gonna end up gettin really chafed, I would not recommend that...

joe hills

#quotes #thank you! #from the queue

[joe-hills-said]

"Isn't WWE intrinsically based on the precepts of Greek mythology?"

Joe Hills, HermitCraft 9 Live! June 3rd, 2023, at about 34:30

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#thewomancallednova #thank you! #joe hills #quotes #streams

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Joe: "I can't tell the difference between pedantry and humor" Cleo: "We know"

From the May 31st, 2023 Crafting stream, about 43 minutes in

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#thank you! #joe hills #thewomancallednova #quotes #streams #yeah. we know :D

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joe; seemingly unprompted: 'this is a sand farm; its just free range'

may 26 morning stream

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#thank you! #streams #quotes #joe hills #arrowawsome

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"The" Joe Hills, sometime (probably)

love this one

#quotes

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The more someone tells me I'm wrong about something, the more confident I get that I was right.

joe hills, may 24 2023 crafting stream

#streams #quotes #joe hills

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Cub: "Joe! I got a question for you."

Joe: "I probably have an incorrect answer, and I am SO happy to deliver it."

(Cub s9 ep71, 35:29, after Cub and Joe have greeted each other by singing at each other for a short tune)

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#thank you! #leopardmask-ao3 #streams #quotes #joe hills

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"Because, what are diamonds if not really, really, crystalized dogs?"

Joe Hills, hermitcraft season 7 episode 15

3:31

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#thank you! #streams #quotes #joe hills

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I've gotten better at being introverted now that I'm a professional extrovert.

joe hills, may 24 2023 crafting stream

#quotes #streams #joe hills

[joe-hills-said]

You should be rock doing, not rock climbing.

joe hills, may 24 2023 crafting stream

#streams #quotes #joe hills #'like man. look at those rocks.'

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Kindler: "Two steps forward one step back is still a step forward."

Joe: That might be true, but it's a step forward covered in ants!

Hermitcraft 9 live, May 6 2023

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#thank you! #joe hills #quotes #streams #vulpix-wright #the ants. they're coming.

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"i don't know why i'm the wicked witch of christmas." - joe hills, hermitcraft s6e56

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#joe hills #streams #quotes #thank you!

[joe-hills-said]

"the world was round for a long time before people realized it"

(stream: HermitCraft 9 live! Feburary 3rd, 2023)

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#joe hills #streams #quotes #thank you!

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Joe: "Co-Op should be in every game, so I can play every game with my daughter!"

Quinn: "I think you mean Jo-Op"

joe hills, unknown stream source

#joe hills #streams #quotes #thank you!

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Don't give me a motive, just let me flail through life! It's a lot safer for everybody.

joe hills, feb 15 2023 crafting stream

#joe hills #quotes #streams #thank yoU!

[joe-hills-said]

"We were both asymptotically approaching infinity, but I was approaching infnity faster, and that's the Joe Hills difference."

(^in reference to the MCYT Sexyman bracket against Wilbur Soot)

Joe Hills Wednesday craft stream, 2/15/23, 5:05

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#joe hills #streams #quotes #thank you!

[joe-hills-said]

Creative dreamer

My 10yo asked me if I had weird dreams because I’m creative.

I said, “probably no weirder than most people.”

That night, I dreamed I didn’t have any more business requirements for Adobe products so I cancelled my Creative Cloud subscription. 

 I was so happy—until I woke up.

#from the man himself #a dream that becomes a nightmare......