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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up
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why do cats have an extra bean on their wrist... what is if for..
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jewellery on men has the same effect on me as laser pointers do on cats
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i love dropping my pen putting my glasses on my desk and rubbing my face like an exhausted divorced academic in the 1980s who is greying and sexily tousled and has been up for hours digging through the yellowed pages of old obscure treatises about etruscan pots
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Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
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oh wow! hey if you take pills check this out. new medicine taking meta just dropped.
according to these models, out of the 4 tested postures, the best position to digest pills is laying on your right side. standing upright has a similar time to laying in your back at twice as much as laying on the right side, and laying on the left side is the slowest by far.
laying on right side: pill dissolves in around 10 minutes.
standing: pill dissolves in 23 minutes. laying on the back has a similar time.
laying on left side: pill dissolves in up to 100 minutes.
https://doi.org/10.1063/5.0096877
definitely worth a lot more research.
if you want your medicine to kick in fast, try laying on your right side! if you want your medicine to kick in slower, try laying on your left side.
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10 DAYS LEFT ON KICKSTARTER
The countdown begins! 🌑❤️
I can't believe the project is already near its end.
We are getting so close to unlocking the enamel pin set, go check it out!
Back the project here!
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liking a character from a thing you don’t like
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Saw a picture of Logan with a Garfield backpack, was overcome by the urge to draw it
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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