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it always angered me greatly, even back when i was but a wee child, to see detractors and aspersers of the gentle dragonite--those claiming that it looks out of place, that it should look more like dragonair, that it should be blue and have the same kind of "head wings" as dragonair and dratini... the ignorant fools. you understand nothing.
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you don't get it, do you?
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has it clicked? has it sunk in? have you finally understood? maybe now, humbled AND armed with new knowledge, youll be worthy of meeting a funny dragon yourself... for i pity any such marvelous beaft that had the misfortune of running into you before... to be met with such arrogance and carelessness.
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bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.
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reading the wikipedia article for Frank Abagnale is so funny the Veracity of Claims section is a novel-length description of the things he lied about and dude just.... kept getting caught and then... kept doing it... king of getting back up on that horse when it comes to fraud i guess
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ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up
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Andrew Minyard- All for the Game by Nora Sakavic
Neil Josten- All for the Game by Nora Sakavic
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Question for the audience
Also leave in the tags what people usually compliment you on!!
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There are two sides to every Dan and Phil video
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does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles
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fat people deserve to be admired
fat people deserve to be loved
fat people deserve to feel safe
fat people deserve to be protected
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
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Kirsten Valentine, Untitled (Love Handle), 2019
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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
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as someone who goes to a lot of queer and especially trans events, something i can't help but notice is that i'm very often the only fat transfem present, and moreover, fat transfems of color are virtually never present at all. the absence is extremely conspicuous.
i know there are a lot of social forces stacked up against these labels and particularly at their intersections, but shit, it feels lonely to know so few other fat trans women irl right now.
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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.
For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.
The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.
So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.
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Btw when someone says "don't talk to me like that, I don't know you" the normal thing to do is apologize for the perceived overfamiliarity and correct the behavior. Just in case anyone was wondering
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