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for $550 the airpods max better wipe my fucking ass for me
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Someone in my class genuinely refers to one of our teachers as "Lil' Richie."
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conservatives: “KIDS THESE DAYS NEED TO STOP GETTING OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING”
two men: *hold hands in public*
conservatives:
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My friend said “I’m laughing to compensate for my sudden urge to die” and honestly, I feel like that one sentence describes every teenager in public school esp rn
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Me and my friends were walking and this girl behind us said ‘What’s up, homies?’ to the elderly lunch ladies behind us. I can’t stop thinking about it.
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teacher: *is teaching*
the chat: "🎨 eat the paint instead of the chicken wing" "yum" "nom nom paint time" "slurp it" "slorp slorp paint time" "nom the dried paint"
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"Striped shirts are a 'vibe', 'a mood' as the memes say."
- My English teacher to me at 7:30 AM on a Monday morning
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My mom as we order stuff for graduation: "Graduation is expensive."
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kid in my French class said "i'm thinking of getting a rat tail" in chat the other day and literally half the kids in class got on mic at the same time just to tell him it was a shit idea
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"You have failed as an American"
"Hey I'm just a dumb 20 year old trying to figure out taxes, cut me some slack" -a 16 year old
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i found another one.
" you really need the Brian cell" -a student trying to spell brain and now we worship the Brian cell
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Our English teacher dressed up for Halloween today, and one kid unmuted to shout "YOOOOO [TEACHER'S NAME] IS PIMPING"
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can someone please explain to me why everyone in Washington state suddenly hates Jay Inslee with a burning passion
I’ve asked people why and the only answer they seem to give is “I WANT MY KIDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL”
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english class is a doozy
and my english teacher is all for gay rights.
tbh could be worse! w2020 i got good teachers and decent classmates.
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