i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
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everybody who doesnt like mint chocolate chip ice cream is unsexy and a coward
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Plague inc is getting harder and harder…
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all of you keep talking about how you want john mulaney and bo burnham to team up for a comic sketch but i don’t think any of you are prepared to see bo burnham at 6′5″ tall standing next to john mulaney at 6′0″ tall
are you really, truly prepared, for john mulaney to be the short one by five inches
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All the branches on the tree
That we carved our initials in
Seem to bend and take the shape of them
And, oh, can’t you see?
I am delusional with love
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You say things with your mouth
Cobwebs and flies come out
I hear a second voice behind your tongue somehow
Luckily I can read your mind
Flies and cobwebs unwind
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You will recognize it.
Trust me.
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What kids are doing are killing themselves
They feel they have no control of their prisoner's cell
And if you're one of them then you're one of me
And you would do almost anything just to feel free...
Am I right? Of course I am
Convince me otherwise would take all night
Before you walk away, there's one more thing I want to say
Our brains are sick but that's okay
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Arctic Monkeys - Fluorescent Adolescent
Everything’s in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
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We all are stranger creatures than when we all started out as kids,
Culture forbids,
We have romantic fantasies about what dying truly is,
To fall off the grid.
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I wanna make friends with the friends with the freaks,
I wanna throw it down with the clowns that I meet,
I wanna have a party in the middle of the street
Invite all the carnies
And the crazy acrobats
And bearded ladies
And the fire breathers
All the people
Just like me.
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When you’re feeling like going down because of the fear of falling apart.
(One of the best mash up ever created, alright? Okay. Cool.)
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R U Mine? Vocals by Alex Turner, Nick O’Malley, Matt Helders
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Radioactive- Imagine Dragons & Pompeii- Bastille
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