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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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as a guy with the humor of a 13-year-old boy, this bit really got me

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A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time

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Altar boy is a catholic thing, but alterboy sounds like it'd be a Tumblr gender

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yeah, you like daddy's spotify links? click play... good boy. now the like button. you're being so good for daddy... and a comment. 'sir, your spotify links change my life every day.' that's it, faggot... on your knees for my links. open up. you look so pretty taking my third link of the day...

#hate/love when shitposts turn me on

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normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...

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So that’s how my morning is going.

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controversial but if you are going to give that man a happy trail, might as well give him some chest hair. some armpit hair. arm hair. leg hair

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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#can i count fanfic? #i can only think of a couple of time loop things i enjoy #the first one that came to mind was a one piece fic #but there's also that episode of supernatural i guess #and the adventure zone chapter

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#my fursona is a golden tiger named roman

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we've gone beyond driving a dead horse into the ground we're partaking in some kind of ritual meme sacrifice and i am all for it. mass-scale meme purge. the blood raining down on our faces and we're dancing and laughing

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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I don't think many people realize how much they've been turned into a bunch of casually cynical jerks.

Someone may come to their parents and say "I want to write a book" and their parents will say "it's really hard to get published".

Someone might confide in their sibling and say "I want to sell my art on "x" platform" and that sibling will say "do you know how many people you'd be competing with? Do you know how many shops are even on that platform?"

I know a kid who once told his best friend "I think I wanna start a dnd podcast" and the friend was like "do you know what the word "oversaturation" means?"

Personally, I don't know why any of that matters? And even if it did, perhaps your response should be "Do it! Do it and see where it goes!"

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Me: I hate gossip

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