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i keep adding “squirtle” to the phrase “i’m dying” whenever i say it
“i’m dying, squirtle”
i don’t know why????????? is it a reference i’ve forgotten or am i just fu ckin tatched in the head who knows
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if you have a crush on the same person as someone else just unionize
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in my defence it was a bit i was doing your honor
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caught the tail end of a radio commercial for a regional aquarium and it said “do it for the gelatinous zooplankton” and that’s who we’re living for today friends
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Photo: John Fusco
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some writer snob somewhere: Do not start sentences with But or And because doing so is grammatically incorrect.
me, writing my fic: But I don’t care. And you can’t stop me.
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scientist 1: we have succesfully cloned mew, what shall we name it
scientist 2:
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