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knockoutsider · 3 months
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good morning
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knockoutsider · 3 months
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internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google
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knockoutsider · 4 months
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it's the last day you can rb this
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knockoutsider · 4 months
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Cigarettes were unhealthy as shit but at least they made you look fuckable. people looked fuckable. now everytime someone takes a hit from their vape, we lose more of our eroticism
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knockoutsider · 4 months
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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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knockoutsider · 4 months
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[has been proven multiple times to be incapable of sustaining romantic connection] I need a husband
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knockoutsider · 4 months
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its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
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knockoutsider · 4 months
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had a terrifying encounter yesterday when i offhandedly said "it's always hot to be covered in blood" and the person i was talking to was like "hm. fascinating that you believe that. let's dig into that." i'd forgotten there really are people who don't intuitively understand the eroticism of being blood-soaked. stay safe out there
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knockoutsider · 4 months
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he's showing you his knife, be nice to him ♥
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knockoutsider · 4 months
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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.
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knockoutsider · 5 months
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"some of you are miserable because you're mean" post except its "some of you are miserable because you only look at and talk about stuff you dislike"
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knockoutsider · 5 months
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I've come to the conclusion that my type is "covered in blood"
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knockoutsider · 5 months
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this got Numbers on twitter so i’m posting here cause i literally have nothing else going on but working on my webcomic which you can read here and support here
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knockoutsider · 5 months
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why do u like blood so much
gay sex reasons
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knockoutsider · 5 months
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explaining metal gear solid to someone as a form of psychological torture
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knockoutsider · 5 months
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what are some good ways to block out the passage of time. don't say substance abuse
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