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Actually, the scariest part of Alien (1979) is how no one tried to understand the Xenomorph and just branded her a monster from the start. We can't chose the circumstances of our birth and it's the choices we make that define who we are.
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I don’t think you should put pizza and pasta on your cock. That might hurt really bad
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"no one gets laid because of Tumblr" is such a blitzkrieg self own.
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I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*
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CAT showcasing equipment during an indoor demo for potential buyers
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Call my man mitch mcconell the way he's always stroking on video
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