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kortzite

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21 | he/they | Art, Linguistics, Birds | idk why im still on this website tbh

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kortzite·13 hours agoPhoto

He’s telling us the secret of the stand arrow

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kortzite·2 days agoText

websies:

btw the pepe symbol used to be a white supremacist/fascist icon, but a while back the creator sued and worked to make it illegal for those groups to use the meme. hong king protestors seem to be using it as a symbol for their protest now!! pls signal boost so people don’t label them as white supremacists.

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kortzite·3 days agoText

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birb-ghost:

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iwillcutmyhairshort:

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concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

you know… these guys

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

Fuck you guys.

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My fellow fuckers, I present you-

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kortzite·3 days agoText

ryangoslingofficial:

I’VE literally BEEN laughing at this picture HERE FOR SIX DAYS. SIX DAYS THREE HOURS AND TWELVE MINUTES. I CANT stop laughing. this image wont ESCAPE my mind. im Crying In Absolute laughter. THERE ARE OVER 300 OTHER pictures id love to show PEOPLE but this one is just TRAPPED HERE in my mind. I DON’T KNOW IF I WILL SURVIVE without this picture. this image is HORRIFYINGly funny. it really EXPERIMENTS with the limits of comedy. i cant wait to tell my friends who live IN CENTRAL NEVADA about this image. SEND this HELPful image to your friends!

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kortzite·3 days agoText

brasilhana:

royaldumbass:

royaldumbass:

do you think nen personality traits are used as an excuse in the hxh universe

kurapika: gon wash ur dishes this is the tenth time I’ve asked

gon *bashing his head into a boulder for fun* sorry kurapika I’m an enhancer maybe later

Bitches will run over their child in their 2003 Honda Civic and be like

Can’t help being an Enhancer!!

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kortzite·3 days agoText

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betanaegi:

betanaegi:

why does all hamilton fanart have that weird faux steven universe style

I’m shitting my pants

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kortzite·3 days agoPhoto

mapsontheweb:

Countries with heads of states with facial hair.

Habitable zone

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kortzite·3 days agoText

knifepdf:

absolutely cannot wait to buy this site for like 3 bucks during the next steam summer sale 

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rosescentimental:

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

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kuuhaiyu:

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in the end jotaro says “were going to ignore the law” and they break out of jail so that jotaro can go to the bank and get some money to pay their bail

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goodokolachampagne:

I made the rookie mistake of politely pointing out that a YouTube comment was racist and got the literal funniest message I have ever received in my LIFE

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