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kuroservamp-blog · 9 months
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kuroservamp-blog · 2 years
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dinner plans
mera: today we gonna have beef!
grimmjaw: yes! yes! yes!
midori: calm down.....there is a hock
mera: ....ermno
midori: what is the hock?
grimmjaw: *sprinting to the beef*
midori: *holds his arm out*
grimmjaw: *runns into grimmjaws arm*
mera: it is surrounded by broccoli and aubergine and other vegetables....DON'T KILL ME
grimmjaw: that wasn't that hard....we are going to eat it
mera: really?
grimmjaw: after the goat in the garden, give us a second
mera: oh no, not again
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kuroservamp-blog · 2 years
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A witches ritual
mera: and this completes todays ritual
grimjaw: ok....now i lend you some power....so you know what that means
mera: ...yes, i know
mera: *gives grimjaw a beg of extra spicy hotwings from kfc*
grimjaw: great business as always *munches*
grimjaw: *with a mouth full of wings* what did that ritual do anyway?
mera: increases spicy foods....aftereffects
grimjaw: YOU. DID. NOT!
mera: *smirking* hehe
grimjaw: *audible bowl movement*
grimjaw: i hate you
mera: no you don't
grimjaw: *running towards the bathroom* yes i do sweety!
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kuroservamp-blog · 2 years
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Training
mera: ok, peeps we need to train again because we where just sitting here for month on end!
grimjaw to midori *whispering*: she just drags us into this because we can't really say no
mera: I HEARD THAT! LET'S GO!
grimjaw and midori: UUUUUH....
in the fitness studio
mera: training was a mistake, this is hell, we should never have come here, i regret all my life decisions
grimjaw: we just arrived and you where only 5 minutes on this treadmill! where you ever in hell? we where! you don't know real pain!
midori: you both sweat from this like waterfalls...
grimjaw and mera: SHUT UP!
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kuroservamp-blog · 2 years
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Pizza
mera *on the phone*: and make it spicy
midori: you ordered the pizza?
mera: yes
grimjaw: and made it spicy?
mera: yes
midori and grimjaw: you ordered from the usual spot?
mera: ....yes....spicy to hell for you and a margerita for me
midori and grimjaw: so we get volcano hot ghost pepper filled, additional raw onion and garlic, raw pepper pizza?
mera: yes....and i get a margerita
midori and grimjaw: nice
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kuroservamp-blog · 2 years
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mera: got a melon!
grimjaw: k
midori: k
mera: named it fruity :3
grimjaw: k
midori: k
mera: it got seven evict notes, 20 arrest warrants and a parking ticket
grimjaw and midori: HOW????
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kuroservamp-blog · 2 years
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The Stick
mera: ♪ ♫ ♪ found a stick on the ground and now i’m gonna use it ♪  ♫ ♪
midori *suddenly appears confused behind mera*
mera: ♪  ♫ ♪ all that power that i found gonna totally abuse it ♪  ♫ ♪
midori: found a stick?
mera: AAAAH, F@@K U SCARED ME! i didn’t mean to summon you!
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kuroservamp-blog · 2 years
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The Gathering
mera: grimjaw....midori...we gathered here today to.. grimjaw: you summoned us
midori: and there is no cake, i ma get cake
mera: WAIT! we gathered here today to celebrate... grimjaw: still summoned, and we got nothing to celebrate nor do we need a cake midori midori: but i like cake mera: GUYS! grimjaw and midori sit down on the sofa
mera: we gathered here today to celebrate, that i am grimjaw and midori now listen up mera: ...that i got a new plant both fall back in their seats grimjaw: you can’t even handel yourself on your own! midori: is it a flesh eating plant? mera: it is a herbal plant to protect us grimjaw and midori: from? don’t say ev *both inhaling something that hurts their very sustenance* mera: it is sage midori *grabbing the plant and throwing it out* grimjaw: we need to have a talk about that kind of stuff mera: MY PLANT! grimjaw: you can have all kinds of plants, please respect our....allergies mera *sobbing*: my plant.... grimjaw: ....we are going to get you a new plant....that doesn’t force us to leave the appartment ok? mera *sobbing*: ...ok... grimjaw: midori dear, fetch the car keys....we got another day in the gardening center ahead of us midori: can we make it flesh eating? 
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kuroservamp-blog · 2 years
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The swing
midori: ah, finally, the perfect adult funtime dungeon....and no one suspects anything
mera *strolling in*: hey erm, is that a leather swing? midori: urm....erh....yes, but you can’t go on it
mera *with a sad look*: why not?
midori: it is....erm...
grimjaw *from another room*: AN ADULT SWING
mera: i am an adult
midori *getting more and more nervous*: eeeehr.... grimjaw *still from another room*: from our perspective you are a child, we are thousands of years old!
mera: ugh....fine *leaves while pouting* midori: oh no....
later that day
midori *walking into the dungeon with two snexy workers*: and then i said....MERA!!! the two: mera? mera *on the swing*: oops...erm, who are those? midori *angrily*: they are out the two *leaving scared and in a hurry* mera: am i in trouble? grimjaw *still in the other room*: MIDORI?!?! midori *calming down at the speed of light*: no....just....lets go get some icecream....and a lock for this room mera: can i swing here a bit more? midori:....two more minutes
grimjaw: i ma fetch the car keys....
mera got pistachio ice, midori got a block of frozen blood and grimjaw got vanilla. they spend 5 hours in a hardware store until they found a lock. It was a nice day, no one was unalived
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kuroservamp-blog · 2 years
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EMERGENCY
mera *bursting into the room*: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! GRAB THE CACTUS AND GET IN THE CAR! midori *grabbing cactus*: OK mera *storming off*: HURRY midori *starts running* in the car: midori: ok, where are we going? mera: TO THE GARDENCENTER! midori: wha? mera: the plant gets to decide what kind of soil they want, isn’t that right lil cutywutty
the cactus: *purrs* midori: WHAT THE?
it was a nice day of selecting soil for the cactus, their name is buttercup
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kuroservamp-blog · 2 years
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Sunsets
grimjaw ‘taking a sip of tea while stairing into the sunset*: hm.....
midori *sitting next to grimjaw*: this is nice
mera ‘awkwardly nervous*: yyyyep
grimjaw: the sun is nearly down, maybe we should get going
midori *slowly getting up*: maybe....
mera *shrieking while running away*: DEFINITLY, THE POLICE IS NERLY HERE!!!
grimjaw and midori then climbed down the tower of unalived bodys and followed mera that had already tripped 3 times over nothing. the waterpark was a nice idea until someone bumped into mera....or mera into someone that is a bit unclear
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kuroservamp-blog · 2 years
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tarot
mera: hm....doesn’t look good
grimjaw: why? mera: the death card! grimjaw: that is turned upside down....you don’t know how this works, have you read the guide i gave you? mera: but you also got three fires! and look at this! grimjaw *with a card in his face*: .....the fire stuff is from yugioh mera: and the last one, that is definetly a warning! grimjaw: that is a 1 from uno mera: !!!!
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kuroservamp-blog · 2 years
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after party
after a night of heavy drinking: midori: wanna come to my room? mera: is there a bed? midori *making flirty eyes*: of course mera: ok, is there also a teddy? midori: a teddy? mera *grumpy*: i need my teddy midori: for what? mera *starting to crawl up the stairs*: sleep! midori *now sober*: wait i don’t... mera *now sobbing while crawling stairs*: teddy midori: but i don’t... mera *still crawling and sobbing*: i named them fluffls cause that is what i need now midori *grabbing mera from the stairs*: do not talk to me mera *throwing hands like a toddler and falling asleep*: i love you midori: ...shkjlösdfnk mera: can i have a glass of water? midori *reaching top of the stairs*: ...yes...... midori throw her onto the bed, brought her a glass of water and slept on the couch. unaliving 3 people with the manifestation of dreams while sleeping
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kuroservamp-blog · 2 years
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cooking is goat
mera: i made dinner! grimjaw: is it goat? mera *with a grin*: maybe grimjaw: ....why does everyone think demons like goat sacrifices????? midori *from another room*: church, politics, rumors, church....erm.....oh yes....people who think sacrifices help to lower carbon emission instead of actually doing something grimjaw: you said church three times...... midori: are you still salty about the goat? grimjaw: .... mera: i also made chilli cheese nuggies grimjaw and midori: nuggies!
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kuroservamp-blog · 2 years
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Shops
mera: ever thought about opening a shop? midori: na, to much work grimjaw: i hate you both mera had opened a witch shop before that, midori helped.....it failed, horribly, they where open like two days. 5 people died, both forgot
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kuroservamp-blog · 2 years
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btw....mera is asexual midori is non binary, very sexual, maybe 13 bats in a trench coat and grimjaw.....i don’t even know yet, he be grimjaw....maybe he is everything and nothing
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kuroservamp-blog · 3 years
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Meras thought process for the day
Morning thoughts after waking up and stretching a bit: ok, i need a few herbs from the store....something for us to eat....and something to distract Midori and Grimshaw....
Lunch thoughts: i got my herbs....i got a squeaky dog toy for Midori and i got enough pizza for a family of 8 for a week....so a single serving for us....how do i distract Grimshaw....and what will i do in the evening..... thoughts 2 hours later: i got the ingredients for the potion, i got a receipt from the supermarket that says i bought a pink unicorn stuffy so Grimshaw can rage about something and will be distracted....now, how do i get something powerful enough to vaporize that potion....at least half the city should be clouded in the fog so everyone is affected dinner thoughts: Grimshaw is raging and will check what a unicorn plushy can be used for, Midori....is already chewing on his dog toy... time to do my thing Midnight thoughts: that did not go well, why did they all....turn into rave worms....and how are they still emitting rave music by now! they where supposed to be servants!.....and why did Grimshaw strap me to the bed? i mean i am sure i can fix this...., that is the third time this week....and it is only Wednesday....also, i miss my roof...
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