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lesbianomens9 hours agoText

crowley starts growing flowers.

they鈥檙e for aziraphale, of course, though he doesn鈥檛 let his mind dwell too long on how or when even if he will ever give them. but he wants to, desperately. wants to woo aziraphale with bouquets of brilliant blooms, to present them along with his heart. but all that is in the future. first he must grow the flowers, and all consideration of what comes next can wait until later.

crowley tries to terrify them. it鈥檚 worked for all these decades, so why shouldn鈥檛 it now? he yells, he shouts, he growls, he hisses, but a part of his mind is always on aziraphale. please grow well,聽crowley thinks, even as he threatens,聽for him.聽unfortunately, the plants can tell聽his heart isn鈥檛 in it, crowley is certain of it. they grow at their own pace, stubbornly uncowed, defiant of his exhortations. they鈥檙e spotless, not a damaged leaf in sight, but he has a horrible feeling it鈥檚 to mock him rather than out of any rightful sense of self preservation.

but they grow. they flourish. not afraid, yet still thriving.

eventually crowley starts bringing aziraphale the flowers. subtly, at first. or at least he thinks he鈥檚 subtle about it. he clips the very best from his garden (with final threats before they go that they better not even think of wilting, and silent encouragement that only he can hear to carry his love with them) then leaves them in vases around aziraphale鈥檚 shop.

of course aziraphale knows it鈥檚 him. how could he not? and every time he finds a new bunch, he can鈥檛 help but smile as he strokes their soft petals and smells their sweet fragrance, thinking of crowley all the while.

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lesbianomens15 hours agoText

lesbianomens:

had my mom genuinely convinced for a moment that aziraphale and crowley had a sex scene she鈥檇 missed because i mentioned good omens having sex as a reason not to show it to my little brother, and she had completely forgotten newt鈥檚 existence

side note, my brother, who is 15, was offended i would say this, considering i first read good omens at 11. but also he was 8 when i moved out for university so i am still not convinced he鈥檒l ever grow past that age when i think of him.

despite this, he then refused to read the book when i offered it to him, apparently because i tried to make him read my other terry pratchett books years ago, and for whatever reason he started with small gods, which he did not care for at all.

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lesbianomens17 hours agoText

had my mom genuinely convinced for a moment that aziraphale and crowley had a sex scene she鈥檇 missed because i mentioned good omens having sex as a reason not to show it to my little brother, and she had completely forgotten newt鈥檚 existence

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