Jin: What is it called when you shoot someone on Halloween?
Taehyung: Trigger treating.
Namjoon: No, it's called homicide.
Taehyung: Trigger treating.
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Jin: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?
Namjoon *whispering to Jimin*: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?
Jimin *too good too pure*: Because I have little hands!
Namjoon *tired dad TM*: Because he has little hands.
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Jin: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?
Namjoon *whispering to Jimin*: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?
Jimin *too good too pure*: Because I have little hands!
Namjoon *tired dad TM*: Because he has little hands.
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♡ REACTIONS ♡
Fluff ✿
Girlfriend is BigHit’s translator [♡]
They steal your hoodies [♡]
Falling in love quickly - Hyung line [♡] / Maknae line [♡]
Farting in front of them for the first time [♡]
Confessing that they are bisexual [♡]
Meeting a goth girl [♡]
Going to the convenient store for their s/o [♡]
You’re taller than them in 10cm heels [♡]
You’re sarcastic af when angry [♡]
Learning Korean for them [♡]
Realizing you only listen to angst music [♡]
You get hit on in public [♡]
Randomly kissing them [♡]
Confessing that you are bisexual [♡]
Being your first kiss [♡]
Canadian gf being able to speak both English & Romanian [♡]
You speaking Filipino [♡]
You’re shy on your period [♡]
Falling for the manager [♡]
You’re in a rock/metal band [♡]
Angst ❖
You get hate from “fans” [♡]
Yelling at you during an argument [♡]
Canadian gf getting hate for not being Korean [♡]
You getting kidnapped and hurt [♡]
Smut ✔
S/o sets up a romantic bath for them [♡]
Overstimulating you [♡]
Giving them a boner [♡]
Caught receiving a blowjob [♡]
Being called daddy [♡]
Overstimulating them [♡]
Receiving blowjob for the first time [♡]
S/o asks to be choked and called dirty names [♡]
You say dirty things in English [♡]
S/o has a choking/breathplay kink [♡]
♡ MTL ♡
Bts mtl to listen to Cardi B [♡]
Bts mtl to date a girl under 5′0ft [♡]
Bts mtl to not mind helping you with your homework [♡]
Bts mtl to be clingy after an argument with their s/o [♡]
Bts mtl to like a motherly/caring s/o [♡]
Bts mtl to hit it from the back vs front [♡]
Bts mtl to do it in the shower [♡]
Bts mtl to date a 03 liner [♡]
Bts mtl to be vocal when doing it [♡]
Bts mtl to give you the silent treatment after a big fight [♡]
Bts mtl to date an anime fan [♡]
Bts mtl to date someone who seems innocent, but is not [♡]
Bts mtl to cuddle after doing it [♡]
Bts mtl to randomly get freaky with you [♡]
Bts mtl to prefer a tomboy over a girly girl [♡]
Bts mtl to cheat [♡]
Bts mtl to date a foreigner [♡]
Bts mtl to like playful girls [♡]
Bts mtl to date a non-famous person [♡]
Bts mtl to date a tall girl [♡]
Bts mtl to chose confident & witty over shy & innocent [♡]
Bts mtl to date a girl into EDM music [♡]
Bts mtl to date/ be best friends with a Jungkook or Taehyung doppelganger [♡]
Bts mtl to become best friends with a 05 liner [♡]
Bts mtl to date a black girl [♡]
Bts mtl to date a Hispanic [♡]
Bts mtl to date a white girl [♡]
Bts mtl to date a Trinidadian [♡]
Bts mtl to date someone who is Cuban [♡]
Bts mtl to date an Italian [♡]
Bts mtl to date a Brazilian [♡]
Bts mtl to date a Dominican girl [♡]
Bts mtl to stare at a person that caught their interest [♡]
Bts mtl to date an older person [♡]
Last updated: 09/13/2019
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