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my current cycle of existence

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I like clingy.

I like double texts, phone calls, good morning and goodnight texts.

I like knowing someone cares.

I like knowing they try.

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every single time

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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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once in college my friend asked me to come along on a date she wasn’t comfortable with because she knew that I would step in and ruin the mood on purpose if she gave me the signal that she wanted out

I came along, it was awkward, she gave the signal, and I immediately dumped a glass of ice water over my head and said “oh no looks like you have to drive me home immediately to prevent hypothermia” but then she and her bad date thought this was so startling and funny that it broke the tension and got them talking. and then I had to sit around for the rest of their date dripping water and shivering because she decided she was enjoying herself.

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middle schooler obsessed with using perfect grammar online -> adult who uses like every text abbreviation possible

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

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EXTREMELY rare w from the uk media

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it