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lostonehero Ā· 17 minutes
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Works over I'm home
It's fucking nap time
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lostonehero Ā· 1 hour
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Iā€™ve just learned of the Cryptid Batman tag and in honor of that I have some thoughts....
Batman intentionally makes himself as cryptidish as possible, he has mechanisms in his suit to allow for this. He enjoys it. He uses it to make more fear. It goes really well for him.
Except then he gets a child, many children. He doesnā€™t want to scare them! He also doesnā€™t want to embarrass them! So he just like doesnā€™t do his whole cryptid persona in front of them. He teaches them how to disappear and such so he doesnā€™t totally give away his thing, but he only goes Full Cryptid when they arenā€™t near him. It gets to the point that Gotham truly believes heā€™s some sort of animal, who only becomes more stable and human like when bound to a Robin (which isnā€™t far off really).
And like I said, his kids donā€™t know about it. Gothamites or the Justice League will bring it up and theyā€™re like ā€œArenā€™t you being a little extreme?? Heā€™s just a little goth man?ā€ To which everyone else just doesnā€™t understand how theyā€™re unafraid and all.
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He tries to do this with Red Hood. They whole shebang. Iā€™m talking smoke, lengthening claws and jowls from mechanisms in the suit. Heā€™s all ready to put the fear of god in this villain when the man starts wheezing.
Red Hood: *absolutely dying* D-dad what the fuck? Have you been doing this the whole time??
Batman: dad?
Red Hood: *reveals himself* this makes so much more sense, you actually make yourself a Cryptid? You fucking dramatic theatre goth!
Batman: *embarrassed and surprised* Jason?!?
Red Hood: *still laughing*
Batman: *pouting* itā€™s not that funny.
Red Hood: Iā€™m still mad that you didnā€™t kill the joker for me, but I am willing to come home under one condition
Batman: *suspicious but wants him home* what?
Red Hood: I get to be a Cryptid too! I want all the same equipment
Batman: *happy bat noises*
*later*
Batman: youā€™re not gonna tell your siblings this right?
Red Hood: fuck no, Iā€™m not gonna ruin this!
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lostonehero Ā· 1 hour
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lostonehero Ā· 1 hour
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my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity
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lostonehero Ā· 3 hours
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Love is dead (affectionate)
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lostonehero Ā· 3 hours
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lostonehero Ā· 3 hours
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Every fear avatar experiencing the most fucked up traumatic thing, dying and getting thier powers like Jude Perry literally sets herself on fire. Mike Crew jumps out of the window. Oliver literally dies because a satellite fell on him.
Meanwhile Peter Lukas some dude smiled at him in public.
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lostonehero Ā· 3 hours
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Mike Crew deserved better. And by better I mean a coffee shop au. And a date.
more from this au
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lostonehero Ā· 4 hours
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It is time, my fellow space marines šŸ«”
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lostonehero Ā· 5 hours
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Season 19 release date and trailer dropped! Weā€™ll be getting FULL SEASON on MAY 7. According to the full press release in the Austin Chronicle, the run time will be 87 minutes. The season will cost $14.99 to purchase and $4.99 to rent.
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lostonehero Ā· 5 hours
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*bursts forth from the Mechanisms Twitter page with screenshots clenched between my teeth* a humble offering for the greatest fandom on Tumblr. There's shitposts. There's lore. There's some posts that are actually from Tumblr. There's a lot of them. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Tried to mostly only pick ones that I haven't seen around and about, but I make no guarantees on novelty.
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lostonehero Ā· 5 hours
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Have you considered volunteering for Acheron Pre-Selection lately?
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lostonehero Ā· 6 hours
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I wish age gap discourse hadn't spiraled the way it has because I want there to be a safe space to say "Men in their 40s who date 25 year olds aren't predators, they're just fucking losers"
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lostonehero Ā· 6 hours
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thought about the Katara v Pakku fight too hard and made myself cry
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lostonehero Ā· 7 hours
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i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.
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lostonehero Ā· 7 hours
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do you guys ever get annoyed that like. we have bodily needs.
like, sure, I don't mind eating a lil snack or drinking something tasty, BUT it annoys me that I have to do that in order to live.
like, I can't have little treats all the time, no, I have to eat regular meals, because otherwise the body will get upset. and most of the times, the body will also get upset if you eat something in particular, because it's dramatic like that
I like sweet fizzy drinks, but I gotta drink way more than I would like to in order to stay hydrated. and best way to do so is to drink water & that does NOT spark joy, the flavor usually is off, boring and annoying. not to mention if you drink enough, you gotta go to the bathroom so often, such an annoyance
like. do you guys get me.
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lostonehero Ā· 7 hours
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something something TMA au where at the end of season 3 Tim Stoker just gets blinded in the explosion instead of dying
.no this is not me turning Tim into Gunpowder Tim whaat noooo
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