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lurafita · 23 hours
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Sleepwalking/talking headcanons
I feel like at least one of them should hit someone over the head and call them a dumbass while sleep walking. Alec: walking along, spotting Jace, hitting him over the head Jace: "Ow, what the hell Alec?" Alec: "Dumbass." keeps walking
Magnus: portaling into the institute, spotting Clary "You are grounded, effective immediately." Clary: "I- Magn- What?" Magnus: holding up his hand "The matter is not up for discussion." grabbing Alec and pulling him through the portal
Also, sleep walking Alec seeks out Magnus to demand cuddles. Not shyly asking for them. Demanding. Cuddles. Now.
Sleep walking Magnus might portal all over the place. Worried Alec tagging along, making sure his love doesn't get into any trouble.
Imagine Magnus going through his tomes, seemingly looking for something. Alec coming in, unaware at that point that Magnus is, in fact, sleepwalking. Alec: "Hey, you are up early. What are you looking for?" Magnus: "Father is near. I need to paint the elephant pink." Alec: ".... ooookay..." Alec frantically calling Catarina to ask about if there are any banishing rituals for princes of hell that involve elephants being a certain color?
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lurafita · 24 hours
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Blanket towers
Inspired by Jenga, Malec kids create a new game, in which whenever they find one of their dads asleep on the couch (or other surface that is not the bed), they continue to pile on blankets. The one who places the blanket that wakes the dad, loses. Alec, due to shadowhunter awareness, wakes at the first blanket, but continues to fake sleep for a while so the kids can have fun. Magnus however just burrows into the increasing warmth, and when he wakes, he usually has to be "saved" by his strength rune enhanced husband.
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lurafita · 1 day
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Number 6!
So, there is this thing to be found on the internet, about how biblically accurate angels look like Lovecraftian, eldritch monstrosities. Now I don't know if this is true, and I frankly don't care enough to go onto a research binge to find out, but as with anything and everything, my brain went: What can I do for Malec with this information? So now Alec has (semi-sentient) tentacles as a secondary feature. Much like a warlock's glamour, a nephilim mark can be hidden.
And most of his tentacles behave themselves, and they usually aren't out unless he wills them to (like with other shadowhunters). But that f-ing number 6! Number 6 just does whatever it (or rather Alec's subconcious) wants! Be that swatting Jace over the head when he is saying something dumb, or tripping Clary, or playfully pulling Izzy's hair, or sneakily wrapping around Magnus,... (okay, he might not be as opposed to that last one.)
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lurafita · 1 day
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Alec's new shirts
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Magnus gets Alec these shirts as a bit of a gag gift, but is secretly delighted when Alec wears them.
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lurafita · 1 day
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I am very sorry for disappropriating this post (and please contact me if you want me to take it down OP), but this made me think of Mundane Farm AU Malec:
Like with farmer Alec and city boy Magnus and Magnus shampooing all the cows one day and Alec just: 🤨🤷‍♂️
Magnus: "The smell is a definite improvement, don't you think Dar- Moolan! Step away from that mud puddle! Don't you dare!" Magnus also braids flowers into the horses manes. At least one of the horses grows weirdly attatched to those, and snaps at anyone who attempts to remove them.
The pigs get little bows around their curly tails.
He also finds some animal friendly and organic dye and turns the ducks into little rainbows
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I’m currently very obsessed with cows and this is definitely my new favourite thing
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lurafita · 2 days
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Be careful when teasing your brother ;-)
Izzy: "The little Simon in my head thinks it's a good idea for all of us to go to an amusement park together."
Jace: "The little Clary in my head agrees."
Alec: "What the hell are you two talking about? Do I need to call a therapist? An exorcist?"
Jace: "Relax, Alec. It's a thing that Izzy and I started doing."
Izzy: "Yeah, since Clary and Simon grew up mundane, they have made very different experiences than we have. And they have been trying to get us learn about them for a while."
Jace: "And it's gotten to a point where it's like a tiny little Clary is jumping up and down and yelling at me to do stuff in my head."
Izzy: "Same with me and imagining a little Simon, daring me into having the mundane kind of fun."
Alec: "You two sure you don't just have a concussion?"
Jace: "Come on! Don't pretend you don't have a glittery warlock running through your mind, telling you that: 'The world is your oyster, Alexander.'."
Izzy: "Share with the class, big brother! What's going on with the little Magnus in your head, hm? He dare you to do something scandalous yet? Like sending in the reports without doing a grammar check first?"
Jace: "Or being more than a minute late for work?"
Alec: "The little Magnus in my head is currently naked and tied to the bed, so no."
Izzy & Jace: shocked silence
Alec: smirk
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lurafita · 5 days
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meaningful phrases for characters
What would be a phrase/sentence that you would connect to a character, that another character would use to describe them in a meaningful way? (I know this makes very little sense the way I just worded this, so let me try to give an example)
Ragnor, about Magnus: "He wants to be needed, but he needs to be wanted."
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lurafita · 5 days
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Alec discovers flannel. Magnus is relcutantly charmed.
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lurafita · 8 days
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what's stopping you?
mostly my guilty conscience. I have 4 wip over 3 different fandoms I still have to finish. Wait, no, that's wrong. It's 5 wips. And 2 of those are loooooooong stories. That I should really be working on, because boy, did I leave things at a cliffhanger....
But it feels like I need to get all these ideas and headcanons out of my brain so that I can focus back on the other fics. But then the more of those things I share, the more I want to think up new things.
It's a devilish catch 22. I'm caught in a death spiral 😂😢🫥
But maaaaaaaaybe someone will find some inspiration from my unsorted and chaotic posts and create something far more wonderful than I ever could. Then it will all have been worth it. :-)
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lurafita · 8 days
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Arranged Marriage Malec fantasy AU with dragons. Because DRAGONS!
Fantasy AU, strangers to friends to lovers, arranged marriage (but the twist is, the marriage isn't arranged by the parents, but by the couple themselves) When Magnus was a child, a group of (wild/untamed, evil, controlled?) dragons attacked his kingdom and caused immense loss to all of its inhabitants. Magnus himself had to witness his mother's brutal death at the teeth of a three headed dragon, traumatizing him greatly and leaving him with a perpetual and insurmountable seeming fear of dragons. While the dragons were eventually fought back, and the kingdom slowly rebuilt itself, Magnus' father, the king, went the opposite side of the scale to his son, not fearing but hating all dragons and wishing them dead. Years later, it seems that King Asmodeus has made enough alliances with other lands to launch an attack on all dragons; including those belonging to the mountain kingdoms, that have been tamed by the people there and live in harmony with the humans. Now Magnus is no less afraid of dragons in his twenties, than he was as a child, but he doesn't wish to eradicate an entire species for the crimes of a few individuals. So he travels to the mountain kingdoms, in hopes of convincing the reigning king/queen/prince/princess to agree to a marriage with him. Because this way, King Asmodeus can't go around killing all the dragons, if his son and heir is married to a dragon rider.
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lurafita · 8 days
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Stabby McStabberson, aka Alec Lightwood
You know how thought processes are sometimes like driving on the freeway, and then hitting the exit, swerving into a side alley, getting out of the car to vault a wall, and then hunkering down beside a trash can? Anyway, this metaphor might explain how this happened: (very cracky and slightly murderous)
Alec has a secret obsession with stabbing things. Arrows are in fact just long distance stabbing instruments. He has at least five knives on him at any time (unless it's sexy times with Magnus, then another kind of stabbing is being done) His automatic first response to something annoying is to stab it, he has just become very good at not following through with that. (though the others still often have to grab his arm when it makes a motion to the clostest knife he has on his person when dealing with a clave official, Simon or Clary.) (Magnus just takes the hand and intertwines their fingers in those times.) Izzy called him Stabby McStabberson when they were young.
Magnus: "So, my dear shadowhunters, how do we want to deal with this new situation?" Alec: "I have a plan." Magnus: "No stabbing." Alec: "I no longer have a plan."
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lurafita · 8 days
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That time Chairman Meow called the cops on Alec
I can see it. Alec slept over, Magnus has to portal to some kind of emergency meeting, asks him to feed the chairman please. Alec googles appropriate amount of cat food. Chairman is not impressed and all of a sudden, Luke in his capacity as police detective is knocking at the door. They have been alarmed and considrring the adress, Luke thought he should go himself.
Chairman would be sitting on the table, watching the scene before him expectendly, flicking his tail, pinning Luke with a look. Well, go on then. Arrest this one for the abominable crime he commited upon me. Luke would look at the cat, then at Alec: "I feel like that cat is judging me." Alec would sigh: "He is judging all of us. In case you were wondering, we have failed his expectations." Chairman: "Meow."
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lurafita · 8 days
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i adore your hypothetical malec scenarios 🤣
That is so nice of you to say. ❤
Thank you!
Only wish I could write all of them into stories. :-)
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lurafita · 8 days
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Madzie isn't afraid of thunderstorms
I just want a cute little oneshot type of story where Madzie is sleeping over at uncle Malec's, and there happens to be a thunderstorm. And Madzie isn't scared, okay? She is a big girl. She could definitely sleep on her own. But uncle Magnus and uncle Alec might be scared. Because thunderstorms are loud and bright and frightening. So she should really go to their bedroom and cuddle up with them to make sure that they aren't scared. Obviously.
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lurafita · 9 days
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The perks of enhanced strength
Shadowhunters are genetically stronger/tougher/faster than humans even without activating a specific rune for it (the runes just give an extra ooomph)
And sometimes, maybe when Alec is a little sleep drunk or just really in a hurry, it's just easier and faster to simply pick Magnus up and set him down somewhere else, should he be standing in front of where Alec needs to do something.
Like Magnus is just leaning on the counter, lost in thought, and tragically blocking the coffee machine with his body.
Alec comes in, in need of coffee.
No time is wasted on words or gestures for Magnus to move.
Alec just puts his hands on Magnus' hips, lifts up, turns, sets down, and then makes his coffee.
The first time it happened, Magnus was stunned speechless and incredibly turned on. Every time it happened since, he is just turned on.
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lurafita · 9 days
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Skyclad Magic
Izzy: "Hey Magnus! We found this old book with this ritual that might help us track down that demon we are looking for. Think you can work it?"
*gives Magnus the book*
Magnus, after reading it over: "Hm. Yes. Yes, this should work. Not sure why the caster has to be skyclad, but some of these older spells are a bit peculiar."
Jace: "What’s skyclad mean?"
Magnus: "That I will be naked." *starts to unbutton his shirt*
Alec: *Kicks everyone out of the loft*
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lurafita · 9 days
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If Chairman Meow was Magnus' familiar and they had a telepathic bond
One morning in the kitchen. Chairman Meow sitting on top of the fridge, glaring.
Alec: "Magnus... Why is your cat looking at me like he wants to scratch my face off?"
Chairman Mewo: "I will do worse than that. I will bite off your toes and claw out your heart and desecrate your grave. Your ancestors will weep upon the carnage I will reap on you for the crime you have committed!"
Magnus: "Ignore him. He is just being grumpy because you stopped petting him yesterday."
Alec: "He sat on me for two hours. My hand was cramping!"
Chairman Meow: "You will never be save from my warth!"
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