Klaus [lying on the kitchen table]: UGGGH! Can you get a pizza hangover?
Dave: Interesting briefcase.
Klaus: Oh... yeah. It's a long story.
Dave: I like long stories. Maybe you could tell me over dinner sometime.
Klaus: I like dinner.
Hazel: You're acting like a completely different person and it's making me sad.
Cha-Cha: Well, get over it because sadness is stupid.
Vanya [to Leonard]: I had a song in my heart, Leonard, and you killed it. Now I have a dead song in my heart and pretty soon the corpse of my dead heart-song is going to start to smell.
Ben: Klaus, who are you talking to?
Klaus: I thought I was doing a voiceover.
Luther: Well, I think that, uh, we go to the Icarus Theater.
Five: Luther, take a seat. This is clearly the plan of an idiot. But a plan nonetheless, and one that required the barest modicum of human logic, which frankly, I thought was beyond you.
Dave: Wow, you're smokin'.
Klaus [pointing at the oven]: It's actually the duck.