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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

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King Laios

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I made a card with a Batter

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OH FUCK THIS

there is LITERALLY A NEW DOOR in the converted schoolhouse where i clean at night. not today satan

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Kangal, source.

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if I forgot your favorite subgenre or misclassified a band feel free to argue in the replies 👍

#i gravitate towards folk and power the most id say #but im partial to prog and doom as well #and i dabble

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news is looking pretty good lately

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Dragon's Dogma 2: Sphinx

#😳🥴

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this is the hottest woman I've ever seen

I know nothing about dragon's dogma 2 but god is that sphynx hot

#i want to see a clip of what she does if u get a question wrong so bad.....

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I know nothing about dragon's dogma 2 but god is that sphynx hot

#put the game in my wishlist just for that #game seems kinda bad tho might just wait for the porn of her to be made

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She's getting cooked on twitter but she's entirely correct

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Sometimes a guitar riff is to sound what a garlic hitting hot oil is to smell. You know what I mean?

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puppy

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💉 blood-showers Follow

okay. but has anyone ever tried drinking their own blood? like from when they were alive?

🍷 nvrdrnk-wine Follow

how the fuck are they gonna do that? go back in fucking time?

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no no like. before they turn they donate blood or something and have it stored in a blood bank, and then after they turn they break in and try it

⚰ let-me-in-let-me-in Follow

thats disgusting

🩸 fightmeorbiteme Follow

Friendly Reminder that taking blood from a blood bank is actually worse for humanity than feeding off humans directly.

💉 blood-showers Follow

can we not bring up blood bank ethics for five fucking minutes we're talking about drinking your own human blood right now

🕷️ renfields-spider-collection Follow

wouldn't it turn into dead mans blood? cuz you die when u turn? it'd fucking poison you

🧛‍♀️ fromthekarnsteintomb Follow

no but it was drawn before you died

human-guy-steve-deactivated2020

oh my god. my friends gonna sire me in a few weeks. i should fucking try it

🦇 sleepalldaypartyallnight Follow

@human-guy-steve its been 3 months is there an update????

💀 hung3r Follow

he's been fucking destroyed...

🌙 thecollinscurse Follow

Well. There's your answer.

🧛‍♂️ vampire-guy-steve Follow

still here! just remade lol

anyway.

that was fucking disgusting

#i love the ''just remade'' tbh