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Peter: My bones don’t stretch

#Marvel #MCU #Avengers #Peter Parker #Spider-Man

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Steve: *Running with Sam* Move ya damn midget you’re in my way!

#Marvel #Mcu #Avengers #Captain America #Falcon

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MJ: *Walking past* *Grumbles* I hate you both.

#Marvel #MCU #Spider-Man #MJ #Michelle Jones

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Wade: It’s too thick

Cable: What’s too thick?

Wade: *Deadpans* You

#Marvel #MCU #Deadpool #Cable

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Tony: I must have looked like a stripper with all of my twenty dollar bills

#Marvel #MCU #Avengers #Iron Man #Hulk #Ant-Man #Spider-Man #Captain America #Loki #Thor #Hawkeye #Black Panther #Nick Fury #Winter Soldier #Black Widow #Dr.Strange #Captain Marvel

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Scott: Last year in eighth grade the year before that I was in seventh grade I was in jail

#Marvel #Mcu #Avengers #Iron man #Hulk #Ant-Man #Spider-Man #Captain America #Loki #Thor #Hawkeye #Black Panther #Nick Fury #Winter Soldier #Black Widow #Dr.Strange #Captain Marvel

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Happy: Oh yeah I’m not free I have to make a cheesecake

#incorrect marvel quotes #marvel #avengers #mcu #Avengers

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Wade: I almost got boiled alive in holy water

#Marvel #MCU #Avengers #X-Men

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Quill: Noone asks how is Gamora

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Okay so this one is a quote, but it really can’t be described properly in our normal format, I have to do it justice. Me and my mom were in a JC Penny looking for chain wallets (Because I’m an Edgy Bitch™) and we walked past the tie rack and saw a really big guy, like muscley and just tall and built and all that shit. He was curled in a little bit on the phone and we hear him say in this deep ass voice, completely focused and serious, kind of angry, “Okay, but what did you do, with the little china man.?” And me and my mom just looked at  each other and lost our absolute shit once we ducked behind another rack. Like I need to share this but I couldn’t find a way to get the impact that this had on me across in the format that we use. We still haven’t found out what happened to the little china man.

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Deadpool after realizing that the clock can’t show 666: The time can’t be the devil’s number because it’s christian

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Bruce: I’m ankery.

Natasha: Why

Bruce: Arrrmph

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Peter: I thought they meant like, country and emo music all in one

Ned: *Country twang* Yeah I like them croWwWwWwWwWWwwWs, they’re like my souUUuUUuuUuuUUUUUUUUUULLLLL!

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Thanks @bearsie04 for responding! We got another ask from them saying: Is there a story behind that? If so, would you mind telling it?

Not really, I (@nonbinaryandtired) was sitting in the kitchen and my mom went to use the microwave at the same time as a piano noise played on the tv in my parent’s room (Idk if it was a commercial or what) and my first response was why is there a piano in the microwave? That’s it lol, I just have a weird ass mind.

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We got an ask from @bearsie04 and it showed up in an email but we couldn’t see it on tumblr so we couldn’t answer it properly. Hopefully you’ll see this lol. The ask was: Can I ask about the piano in the other room post???

the answer is yes! You don’t have to ask permission to ask a question, maybe when you do ask your question, we’ll be able to actually respond instead of tumblr being a total garbage fire of a website. Thanks for the ask!

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*Tv on in other room*

Aunt may: *Opens microwave and puts hand inside*

Tv: Piano noises

Peter: Why is there a piano in the microwave?

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Clint: *Forgets the word pants* Your leg sleeves