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mcunsolved · 4 years
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harley in the iron lad suit for the first time: well i feel... good. 
peter: you...
harley: there’s no pockets on this... i dont know what to do with my hands
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mcunsolved · 4 years
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pls submit pairings/quotes u wanna see bc i feel like i do the same pairings over and over lol
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mcunsolved · 4 years
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peter: one time, i was cutting an avocado, and there was a lot of meat on the pit, so i put the entire pot in my mouth, to get it off, and i thought—if i sneeze right now this pit would get lodged in my throat and i would die. so now i’m kinda scared of avocados. but i always think, what if i did die then?
harley:
harley: fuck, dude.
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mcunsolved · 4 years
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peter: so do you believe ghosts are real?
harley: no
peter: why not?
harley: because i’ve never seen one.
peter: there’s a lot of things you can’t see that are real.
harley: like what?
peter: gravity.
harley: yeah, i can drop an apple.
peter: ...fuck.
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mcunsolved · 4 years
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clint: i feel bad for the dogs that have to sniff dead bodies all day. 
bucky: yeah, that’s definitely not preferable to the dogs that have to sniff, like, cocaine. 
clint: no, those dogs are loving it. best job they’ve ever had! 
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mcunsolved · 4 years
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steve, reading a case file: the victims hands were cut off, presumably to remove identification via fingerprinting. 
clint: well that’s... a lot. 
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mcunsolved · 4 years
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clint: im always worried about kids running away... maybe you should put your kids on a leash
natasha: 
clint: sorry what was the question? 
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mcunsolved · 4 years
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shane: the tumblr crowd is such a... vocal fanbase of our show
ryan: they’re very supportive of unsolved, they always have been. 
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mcunsolved · 4 years
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tony: all rich people are murderers! 
rhodey: fancy coming from you and your silk turtleneck. 
tony, fiddling with the turtleneck: this was eleven dollars on amazon dot com. 
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mcunsolved · 4 years
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hi so this account kinda got a lot of clout suddenly
i haven’t been active literally since the day i started it and i’m SORRY
i am probably gonna wait until bfu comes back and i will make new posts as eps come out but who knows i do watch a lot of compilations
should i do posts on watcher too?
anyway sorry lol i’m bad at this
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mcunsolved · 4 years
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tony: FUCK YOU GOATMAN
rhodey: holy shit
tony, bouncing around: IM DANCING ON YOUR BRIDGE
tony: ITS MY BRIDGE NOW
tony: IF YOU WANT ME OFF THIS BRIDGE
rhodey: holy shit
tony: YOURE GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME
tony: GONNA HAVE TO THROW ME OFF THE BRIDGE YOURSELF
rhodey: well he did throw someone off the bridge once. don’t loop me into this.
tony: then tell him.
rhodey: i’m not part of his little charades
tony: you’re talking to goatman now.
rhodey:
rhodey: oh fuck
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mcunsolved · 4 years
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peter: do you believe in ghosts, first off? 
harley: no
peter, in full ghost hunting gear: ...okay
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mcunsolved · 4 years
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tony, looking into the mirror: is your dad a liar? most likely! 
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mcunsolved · 4 years
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thor, setting down a mission report: fantastic! i’m sad it’s over. 
bruce: a good read. 
thor: wish i could read it all over again. (turns to criminal) good job, sir. 
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mcunsolved · 4 years
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clint: give your babies tattoos! 
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mcunsolved · 4 years
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bucky: you’ve never wanted to see the universe just implode? 
sam: no, because i’m not really an anarchist. 
bucky: it’s not anarchy. it’s not disorder, it’s just...nothing. 
sam: 
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mcunsolved · 4 years
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bucky: cut off the loose ends. 
clint: yeah... oh, i thought you were talking about cutting off his...testicles. those were in tact? when they found him? 
bucky: as far as i know, yes his penis was still on his person. 
clint: otherwise they probably would’ve mentioned that. 
bucky: i dunno why they wouldn’t have mentioned if he didn’t have his penis. 
clint, looking down at the mission report: penis...check. 
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